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Monday Morning Commute: I’m Just With My Friends Online

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It’s Monday. My wife is away. I’m covered in calzone grease, and snot from the jalapenos in said calzone that have my nose running. I’m tired. The dog won’t stop barking. I’m tired. But Spring Break is soon! My wife will be home eventually. This too will pass. This life too will pass. This universe too will pass. What can you do? Eh. And I mean. Plus! plus, I got these various things that I’m enjoying/looking forward to/thinking about/et cetera.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

What are you up to this week?

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Aaron and Guéra’s ‘Scalped’ getting TV adaptation courtesy of WGN

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I like Jason Aaron a lot. But I haven’t read Scalped. This is because I’m undistilled trash that instead of reading the glorious likes of Scalped will watch fourteen hours of wrestling a week. What can you do. (Stop watching wrestling? Nah!) Still happy for the creative team behind the comic, though.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ editor has left BioWare…and the gaming industry

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Whelp, I suppose we can maybe figure out why BioWare has delayed the next Mass Effect. The company has lost its third key member in as many months. Buckle up, we deep into development turbulence. Exceptional development turbulence.

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Zendaya.

My wife is obsessed with Zendaya, for what it is worth. There was a stretch when the Disney Channel was on our television every weekend. For like, a year. So I’m familiar with the pop actress. Wife? Loves her. Me? She’s a decent enough actor. Cute. Sure?

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J.K. Simmons cast as Commissioner Gordon in ‘Justice League’ movie

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Upon hearing news about J.K. Simmons being cast as Gordon in the JL movie, I realized something. There is literally nothing that can get me excited for this movie, save footage that temporarily dazzles me. I mean, I dig Simmons. I dig Gordon. But I ain’t hype.

You?

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‘Venom’ movie is in the works at Sony, to be stand-alone franchise

‘Overwatch’ release date is May 24, revealed by leaked IGN ad

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