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‘God of War’ E3 2016 Trailer: Now With 100% More Norse Gods
Man, I can totally fuck with dragging Kratos into the world of Norse mythology.
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‘Final Fantasy XV’ E3 2016 Gameplay Trailer: Attack on Titan
Holy fucking shit, does the scale of this battle look tremendous. I’m more/less resenting how excited this game is making me, as I assume that it’s just going to end up disappointing me. But! Maybe it won’t? Please don’t, FF XV. Please don’t.
‘Sea of Thieves’ E3 2016 Trailer: Rare Brings Yarr’ll A Pirate Sim
I appreciate the fuck out of the conceit of this game, Sea of Thieves. It ain’t for me. But I appreciate it.
Microsoft confirms its upgraded Xbox One, “Project Scorpio”, dropping Holiday 2017
The Iterative Generation, baby! All the consoles, under the same umbrella, with varying degrees of power and style. Apple, eat your fucking heart out.
Bethesda teased ‘Wolfenstein: New Colossus’ in their E3 2016 Intro
When Bethesda quickly ran through a DOS prompt in their E3 presser introduction, I was like. Fuck. That was fast. Probably something in there that’s being teased. An egg from Easter, if you will. Well, turns out. I was right! Now, I didn’t figure it out myself. I’m right, not talented, or dedicated. Funny how you can have the former, without the two latter sometimes. But anyways! Yeah. A new Wolfenstein.
‘Fallout 4’ DLC News: Your Own Vault, Devices, and Nuka World
Fuck. Man, I really need to get into playing the existing Fallout 4 DLC. ‘Cause Bethesda has already announced the next three, and with them the company continues to conspire to ruin my life. And I’ll thank them for it.
