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Tencent is buying ‘Clash of Clans’ studio Supercell for nearly $10 Billion

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Man. I knew that Clash of Clans was popular. But I had no idea Clash and its developer’s other games were $10 Billion popular.

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Denis Villeneuve’s sci-fi flick ‘Story of Your Life’ gets new title and a release date

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I had no fucking idea that Denis Villeneuve had another movie dropping before Blade Runner 2. This is bonus! One of my favorite current directors bringing science-fiction heat before he brings science-fiction heat. Villeneuve’s movie has gotten itself a new title, and an official release date.

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Pluto likely has a Hidden Liquid Ocean

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Pluto, the Dwarf Planet, is stunting on all of us. Blowing our fucking minds, making us feel guilty for dubbing it a Non-Planet. Why, this fucking (non-)Planet likely has a hidden liquid ocean.

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‘Justice League’ Official Logo and Plot Details! For You Three Who Are Optimistic!

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Here’s some Justice League details. I swear it, I swear it unless this movie gets good reviews I’m going to take a stand and only see it once. Only once! Get it? A, uh, lame joke, cause it was sounding like I was actually going to skip it, but I’m worthless.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Details: Vader is Back, Whitaker’s Character from ‘Clone Wars’ animated series

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Rogue One details!

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JMS’ comic ‘Rising Stars’ optioned for movie by MGM

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Shit, I remember JMS’ Rising Stars. That shit was…a while ago. Like, me maybe just beginning in college lengths of “a while ago”, I think? And now the comic, which I remember vaguely enjoying, is coming to the big screen.

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Helen Mirren cast in ‘Fast 8’, best movie ever confirmed

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Helen Mirren is joining Fast 8. Which, if they provide her with dope cars to drive, and stellar guns to shoot, means the movie is officially the best movie ever made by human or A.I.

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‘Spider-Man’ E3 2016 Trailer: Gorgeous Open World, Ugly Haunting Costume

‘Xbox Design Lab’ E3 2015 Trailer: Design Your *Own* XB1 Controller

Even if I never take advantage of this opportunity, I find it incredibly cool that people can design their own XB1 controllers.

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‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ returning for a Ninth Season

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Curb Your Enthusiasm simply won’t die. Larry David won’t let it, even if he tried to kill himself off on the very show.

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