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‘Blade Runner 2’ Concept Art: The Beautiful Nightmare Returns

Blade Runner.

I don’t know if I’ve made this clear (I’ve made this clear), but I’m fully on-board with the Blade Runner sequel. It’s got talent up to its chin (starting with director Villeneuve and cinematographer Roger Deakins), and if it sucks? No harm, no foul. I’ll easily separate it from my love for the original. Said sequel has dropped some official concept art, and yes, it’s gorgeous.

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Jeff Lemire reveals ‘Royal City’ for Image; inspired by ‘Six Feet Under’ and ‘Transparent’

Royal City - Jeff Lemire

If I wasn’t a bag of shit! Oh, if I wasn’t a bag of shit, the things I would do. Eat better. Swear less. Read more Jeff Lemire comic books. Like Descender. Finish Sweet Tooth. Dude is fantastic. And now he’s got another title to challenge me with, Royal City.

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Chris Hemsworth returning as George Kirk in ‘Star Trek 4’, confirms Abrams

George Kirk.

Chris Hemsworth. I love him. Love him as Thor, loved in the original Star Trek reboot, loved him tonight in Ghostbusters. I don’t know the logistics behind his appearance in the theoretical Star Trek 4.

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Yelp now letting you sort restaurants by nearby Pokéstops

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Yelp senses a fucking phenomenon. Yelp has seized this fucking phenomenon, adding an ability to sort restaurants by Pokéstops.

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‘Kickboxer: Vengeance’ Trailer: Jean-Claude Van Damme goes Obi-Wan

I, I completely forgot this movie was a thing. I bet Bateman is going to get a powerful, powerful erection when he watches this trailer.

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‘Sherlock’ Season 4 First Look: The Smartest Guy and his Pooch

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Got ourselves a first look at Sherlock‘s fourth season. I really didn’t care for the third season, sort of thought it sucked, but of course like a sucker, I’ll be there for the fourth.

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Weekend Open Bar: To Cyber-Space for the Meat-Case

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I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

For numerous reasons. Oh, today marks the first day out of the past eight where I’m not dealing directly with my grandmother’s day. I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

Oh, it marks the beginning of my glorious Cheat Days, where I can stuff my face with catastrophic amounts of calories with no guilt.  I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend.

Oh, it marks the beginning of a laundry list of Dope Shit I’m planning on watching, reading, playing.

I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend!

So why don’t you join me here, at Weekend Open Bar. The column where I implore all of you denizens of the Space-Ship Omega to gather, to hang out. To share the various things that are causing you to “I say goddamn!, I’m glad it’s the weekend”, with me, comrades.

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Nintendo announces Mini-NES, “NES Classic”; 30 Games Built In

NES Classic Edition

One of the dopest things that was announced this week while I was away from OL busy staring at the corpse of my Nana and attempting to will myself into another Realm was the “NES Classic” by Nintendo. It is, by all metrics, going to be a license to print money for the company. You know this by now, however I figured why not give OL citizens a place to talk about it, so let’s state it anyways. It’s a miniature Nintendo Entertainment System that contains 30 built-in games, comes with a controller, and will run a mere $ 60.

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‘Batman – The Telltale Series’ arriving digitally in August; physical copies September 13

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This reminds me, I need to finish Tales From The Borderlands.

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Concept Art: Explosions & Posings