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Loki’s in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’, confirmed by Tom Hiddleston set photo
I sure hope Marvel wasn’t trying to keep Loki’s presence in Thor: Ragnarok a secret. I’m imagining they aren’t, since, you know, Hiddleston just up and shared an image of himself dressed as the character on the set of the third film.
‘Arrival’ Teaser Trailer: Denis Villeneuve does Alien Invasion
FUCKKK. I. Am. All. About. That. Denis Villeneuve. LIFE.
Monday Morning Commute: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here! Would you believe, would you somehow believe, that I didn’t get around to this column until today, Tuesday, because my wife and I had to go out to eat with a financial advisor last night? What life am I living? Who am I? Am I child-man in semen-crusted Star Wars shirts that dreams of being a man-child, or a man-child in dress pants who dreams of being a child-man in semen-crusted Star Wars shirts? The answer, of course, is that I am both. And the cognitive dissonance that arises from containing both entities in the Multitudes that Compromises Me (and Us all) sometimes gives me a nosebleed. Well, I’m getting the nosebleed from that, or the hundreds upon hundreds of milligrams of caffeine I ingest every day. One of those. Maybe both of those.
But I’m here now. But it’s Monday Morning Commute now. So here’s the deal now, Comrades. I’m about to fire off everything I’m enjoying this week, anticipating this week, looking forward to this week. Then you’re going to do me a solid!, a fucking solid!, and share your own list in the comments section.
Let’s be man-children posing as children-men posing as man-children together.
‘Luke Cage’ Trailer: You Think I Asked For Any Of This?
I’m ready! Oh. Am I ready!
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 3 is premiering on September 24
Star Wars Rebels. One of the many shows I would watch, if I didn’t whittle away evenings wasting time staring at butts on tumblr, or walking my dog, or harassing my wife ad nauseam. For those of you who watch Star Wars Rebels and are not a Trash Lord like me, I have some good news. The third season’s premiere has been officially dated.
Report: ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel officially enters development
Man of Steel is getting a sequel. At this point, why the fuck not? It’s the least worst out of the three shitty, shitty entries into the DC Extended Universe. I mean, it’s still shitty. But least. And Geoff Johns is now DC Entertainment President and has spoken about the Man of Steel needing to be a colorful, inspiring figure. So let’s green light the movie! Worst Case Ontario? It sucks like the rest of them
Report: The High-Powered PlayStation 4 will be revealed Sept. 7
I will buy this high-powered PS4. ‘Cause I’m a sucker. I will know what I’m buying next month, when Sony will reveal said high-powered PS4.
Watch: Super-Cut showcases 50 Years of Comic Book Movies
There’s been a considerable amount of comic book movies released. Each year, these beasts multiply exponentially, consuming more mental bandwidth and pop culture psyche. Here is a super-cut celebrating fifty-years of comic book moviegoing madness.
