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Gunn: It was Chris Pratt’s idea to cast Kurt Russell in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

I love you, Chris Pratt. I love you for this idea, I love you for seemingly disappearing this year (for the most part) and lowering your Over Exposure Measure, I love you in general.

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‘Luke Cage’ Clip: I Guess You Guys Haven’t Heard About Me

Fuck, does this show ever look fantastic.

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Massive new Galaxy revealed to be 99% Dark Matter; Elder Things Everywhere

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New galaxy. 99% Dark Matter. Let’s be honest, this is where the Elder Things are waiting. Waiting to reveal themselves. I, for one, love comma splices, and welcome them.

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Marvel teases new project from Steve McNiven & Cullen Bunn

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I like Steve McNiven. I like Cullen Bunn. I am excited for this reveal. Despite that, I’m skeptical that my fraud-ass will end up reading it.

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‘Guardians’ Trailer: Mother Russia’s Superhero Team is Beautiful Insanity

What, what the fuck is going on here. I’m in. All in.

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North Korea launches Netflix-like streaming service, ‘Manbang’

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So, North Korea is launching their own streaming service. Cool, cool? It’s called Manbang. Oh. Cool, cool? Like — I’m certainly curious enough about the sort of streaming service that the name evokes, but I don’t think…I don’t think what populates my mind is what they’re going for. Manbang!

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Sam Mendes (‘Skyfall’) may direct ‘James and the Giant Peach’ live-action remake

Sam Mendes.

Can’t say I saw this coming. Sam Mendes goes from James Bond to James Peach?

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Weekend Open Bar: Transcend Meat-Space

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I’m tired, man. Straight fatigued. The sort of stretched-out, mentally wiped LackOf that hits on occasion. My wife has been away, the dog has been barking incessantly every morning, the glory of InfiniteMasturbation and PizzaTime that shepherded me through the early week has lost its sheen. My work has been unrelenting, and it doesn’t appear there’s a vacation on the horizon until December. Eh, fuck it. Eh, fuck it!

This is Weekend Open Bar. The yaddaYaddayadda where we YapYapYap. Please, come YapYapYap with me. Tell me what you’re EatingDrinkingWatchingReadingMashingittoo this weekend.

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Domino’s in New Zealand is ready for Drone Deliveries; the future is here

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Anyone who says that America is unquestioningly the greatest country in the world has to at least pause, at least fucking *pause* when they make that statement, given this new development. Fucking Hobbits are going to be loading up DroneMonsters that shall fly through the sky, flinging goddamn pizzas into everyone’s gullets from on-high. I’m ashamed, ashamed we are not doing that yet here.

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‘Manchester by the Sea’ Trailer: Casey Affleck returns to the Fishermen’s Town

Casey Affleck is like Ben Affleck, except talented, and better looking. I very much enjoy his acting chops, and I will chop-up the excitement generated by this melancholic trailer and snort it, taking it straight to the cinephile-dome.

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