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Bethesda: Sony policies forced us to cancel ‘Fallout 4’ and ‘Skyrim: Remastered’ Mods

‘Fallout 4′ Live-Action Trailer: Welcome Home!

What the fuck, Sony.

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‘Super Mario Run’ is coming to Apple’s App Store

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I know I’m way late posting this, but, hey. Semester just started. I’m covered in fatigue and sweat. Just getting around to it. It’s worth mentioning anyways, right? Nintendo really, really, really dipping their toes into the mobile game. Right?

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‘Star Trek’ celebrates its 50th Anniversary Today

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Star Trek turns 50 today, man. I’ve always neglected watching the series, due to distraction, lack of discipline, and the fact that I’m a Garbage Person. But its ideology, and what it put forth, is something I feel to be both genuinely important, and incredibly necessary in these Days of Gloom.

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‘WoW: Legion’ sold 3.3 million copies by Day 1, matching the Sales Records of all Previous Expansions

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Man, I got motherfuckers on all sides of me telling me to buy WoW: Legion. Man, apparently motherfuckers on all sides of me are buying WoW: Legion.

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Confirmed: Paul Thomas Anderson and Daniel Day-Lewis reteaming for new movie dropping in 2017

Joe Manganiello cast as Deathstroke in Affleck’s ‘Batman’ movie

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Joe Manganiello, the beefy werewolf from True Blood and Magic Mike (though, I don’t think he was a werewolf there) is joining Ben Affleck’s Batman movie. I’m agnostic about this casting.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Heroes are Brother and Sister; co-exist in game

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Mass Effect: Andromeda is going to feature a brother-sister pair of heroes in the game. Not only that, but the ominous “N7 guy” who featured in an ME:A trailer way, way back? That is their father. No word on whether or not you can switch between the two characters ala GTA V, but what is known is that no matter who you choose, the other is “out there in the Universe” while you’re playing. Which can really mean a lot, or a little. I’m curious to see.

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Original ‘Star Wars’ Soundtrack getting gorgeous Vinyl Reissue

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File this one under what *really* should be a category around here, given the frequency with which I reference it: reasons Ian should have a record player.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ 4K Tech Demo Footage: Foraging A Galaxy Never Looked So Good

Thoughts. 1) Fuck this looks so good. 2) Does BioWare even have any fucking gameplay for this game? A goddamn glorified tech demo? Hasn’t this shit been in development for five years? 3) Oh Jesus Christ, BioWare doesn’t have any gameplay for this game. 4) Fuck this looks so good. 5) Fuck I need this game. 6) I need a fucking PS4 Pro, now! 7) Wait, what if it looks even better on an XB1 Scorpio?

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Sony reveals ‘PlayStation 4 Pro’ capable of 4K and HDR gaming; Microsoft responds that Scorpio’s power advantage will be “obvious”

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Sony has revealed their PlayStation 4 Pro, after months of speculation. It’s a beefier, more powerful PS4. I’ve already pre-ordered mine. At the same time, Microsoft has already lobbed bombs at Sony’s next iteration, saying that the power advantage of the new XB1 iteration will be “obvious” — I will preorder that, as well.

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