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Obama says NASA sending Humans to Mars by 2030s
Get us to Mars, NASA! Get us to Mars, Obama! If the two of them have their way, it’ll be by the 2030s, apparently.
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Watch: Luke Cage reimagined with Family Matters Intro
Check it the fuck out! Luke Cage is getting the Family Matters intro treatment. ‘Cause the only thing we love more than our current pop obsessions is projecting said pop obsessions through lenses our former loves.
Captain Marvel will be an origin story according to Kevin Feige
According to Marvel Studios Czar Kevin Feige the Captain Marvel movie is going to be an origin story. While people bemoan the concept of origin stories, often rightfully so, I think it makes sense in this case. Not many motherfuckers know the tale of Carol Danvers. I mean. Right?
Rogue One “Weird” Trailer: Alf, Futurama and More In This Remix
People love trailers. People also love remixing trailers, paying homage to trailers, and remaking trailers. It is this love that has given birth to this Rogue One Weird Trailer.
Monday Morning Commute: You Are Here
A boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say the World is On Fire and All Effort to Correct Its Faults are Futile so Let’s Dance as the Palaces Burn!
Can I hear you say it? Are you saying it? Screaming it?
Screaming it as your white-knuckled rage is consuming you, screaming and screaming and screaming. Screaming as your throat rips, as your lungs burst, as your eyes dilate beyond capacity.
Can I hear you say it? Are you saying it? Screaming it?
Screaming it as your heart explodes, as your moment in time-space rips, as the Void collapses in, on, around, within you.
Can I hear you say it? Are you saying it? Screaming it?
No? You’re just sort of sitting at your computer? In your sweatpants? A thick, honeyed malaise slathered over you?
Hmm.
Me too.
So let’s embrace this rejection of the rejection together. Let’s share what we’re enjoying this week, these enjoyments specifically designed to keep us from screaming.
This is Monday Morning Commute.
John Wick 3 is Already in Development; Good Job Everyone
Man. When John Wick dropped, I never thought we would see a second movie. But, here we are! John Wick: Chapter 2 is dropping next year, fucking *and* a third movie is in the works.
Evangeline Lilly confirms The Wasp is in Avengers 4
Evangeline Lilly has confirmed that The Wasp is going to be in the fourth Avengers movie. Where does this leave the franchise? Thanos will be making himself known in the third movie, Avengers: Finally Thanos Throws Down. I expected the film to continue this ultimate battle, but perhaps it will be focusing on the shape the MCU to come.
FX’s Legion confirms connection to Professor X
At NYCC, the minds behind FX’s Legion confirmed an integral connection to the X-Men Universe. Specifically? That Legion is Professor X’s son.
Fallout 4 and Skyrim Special Edition getting mods on PS4, as well as PS4 Pro support
The good news: Fallout 4 *is* getting mods on the PlayStation 4, along with Skyrim Special Edition. The bad news: the mods are going to be a neutered, more restricted version than on the XB1 and PC. Oh! Both are getting PS4 Pro support, too.
Gears of War is being adapted into a movie; Brotacular Killfest!
Microsoft and Universal are teaming up to bring Gears of War to the big screen. Which makes sense. Since it’s essentially a fucking Fast and Furious franchise with chainsaw guns and monsters. I’m down.
