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PlayStation 4 Just Had Its Best Three Months, Ever.

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Console gaming is dead! Or, a stern nah, it ain’t. PlayStation 4 just had its best three months. Ever. Sony ain’t fucking around this generation.

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BioWare Launching New Series By March 2018

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Could this be? Are we truly getting *two* fucking BioWare games in *two* consecutive years? And — and — and one of them is finally Mass Effect: Andromeda? Praise the Elder Ones.

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New ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Images: Glimpse The A-Holes In Action

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New Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 images? New Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 images!

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Super Bowl Trailer: Scarlett In The Skin Tight

You, you can definitely tell this trailer is catered to the Super Bowl audience with its opening shot. Eh? Not that I’m complaining. #HornDog

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‘Final Fantasy XV’ Update In March Brings Chapter 13 Fix, New Level Cap, More

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So, Final Fantasy XV is getting a beefy, beefy update in March, alongside its first Episode DLC. Most notably? A “fix” to that pesky Chapter 13.

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Oculus Lawsuit Ends With ZeniMax Being Awarded $500 Million. That’s A Lot of Junior Bacons

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The lawsuit between Oculus and ZeniMax has reached (a first) conclusion, with the latter being awarded $500 million. That’s, that’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, man. But don’t buy them burgers yet, ZeniMax. At least not with the court ordered money. ‘Cause I imagine this case is going to be appealed, and then appealed again, so on, and so forth. Forever.

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‘John Wick’ May Get A Prequel TV Series According To Its Creators

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How would you feel about a John Wick prequel TV series? Me? Torn. I have absolutely no idea how you’d bring John Wick to TV , unless it’s absolutely on a premium channel. If the creators can pull that off, I’d be interested. Otherwise. Hard pass.

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Batman Solo Movie Script Rewritten By ‘Argo’ And ‘Justice League’ Writer

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Man. The DCU is like an episode of fucking Oprah. You get a rewrite, and you get a rewrite, and you get a rewrite! The latest film to claim this dubious dishonor? The Batman.

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Watch: Nintendo’s First Super Bowl Ad Is All About The Switch

Man. I had no idea that Nintendo has *never* run an on-air ad during the Super Bowl. But the company is breaking with tradition this year, rolling out an advertisement to promote the Switch.

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Official: ‘Dune’ Adaptation Being Made By ‘Arrival’ Director Denis Villeneuve

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AwesomeArrival director Denis Villeneuve (though I prefer his works Sicario, and Prisoners) is going to be tackling the seemingly untackable (my word). The Dune movie.

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