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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Teaser: Gang’s All Here, Fighting A Demigod

Marvel’s dropped the first teaser for Infinity War, at the beginning of what’s going to be a year-long shoot. Man. Oh man. There’s no way I can *not* mark out at the idea of Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Star-Lord in the same scene. Impossible.

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Report: ‘The Batman’ Is Being Directed By Matt Reeves

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When Batfleck announced he wasn’t directing The Batman, the first name that dropped as his replacement was Matt Reeves. It appears that name was, in fact, correct. And my take? Sure? Dude is competent enough. Enormous fall down from Christopher Nolan, maybe a fall down from Affleck, certainly Jesus Christ in comparison to Zack Snyder.

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Next ‘Call of Duty’ To Return To Its “Roots” With “Traditional Combat”

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Call of Duty is doing what Battlefield did last year, folks. It’s eschewing the science-fiction, jet-pack madness for more traditional combat. Returning the series to its roots, if you will. I’m down! I’m down for it. I mean, fuck, I enjoyed the science-fiction interpretation, but I think we’re all ready to strip the series back down.

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Space Swoon: Hubble Spies The Andromeda Constellation’s Spiral

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Hubble has captured the glorious spiral of the Andromeda constellation. Not to be confused with our neighboring Andromeda galaxy.

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‘Destiny 2’ Coming This Year According To Activision

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I’m excited for Destiny 2. The original was rocky out of the gate, but Bungie has more than found their footing since then. So a full, dedicated installment to learn all their lessons from developing the first? Nice.

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Report: Warner Bros. Is “Very Happy” With ‘The Batman’ Script

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Ah! As the world turns for The Batman, and everything surrounding it. The latest report? Warner Bros. is “very happy” with the script. But, I mean, what are they going to say-leak? They fucking hate it, and they’re despairing?

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Kevin Smith Announces New ‘Jay And Silent Bob’ Film

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Hey! Party like its 2000! I have no desire to see a new Jay And Silent Bob movie. I’m going to cling on to my fuzzy Clerks nostalgia and push the rest of it to the side.

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First Look: ‘Pacific Rim: Uprising’ Jaegers Make Their Apocalypse-Cancelling Debut

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Here’s our first look at Pacific Rim: Uprising‘s Jaeger designs. I dig them! Sort of hard to extrapolate how they’re going to look on the big screen, but I’m going to lean into my own positivity. Thoughts?

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‘Logan’ Clip: A Quiet, Bleak Ennui For The Berserker Turned Chauffeur

Here’s a new clip promoting Logan. It features Logan living a grim, forgotten life as a chauffeur for the drunk and douchey. It’s a bleak, matte existence for the former berserker, and sets the tone for the upcoming movie.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Snow Way To Get To School!

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Welcome to Desktop Thursdays! The post where I share my world(s) both real and virtual! I’ll keep this short and sweet! ‘Cause it’s a snow day and I want to get back to making it long and fat! Crushing calories en masse, growing the fat ass en masse, maximizing the harassment of my wife en masse with sass! Don’t have much to offer this week in the way of views into my world! But offer them I shall! And I hope, oh do I hope, you’ll share your own world in the comments section!

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