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NASA Wants To Send Lander To Europa To Detect Life
NASA is fixing to send a life-detecting lander to Europa! Hey, detect that life, folks. Cause god knows how much longer we’re going to have it here, right? Too morbid? Too morbid!
Amazon Picks Up Philip K. Dick Anthology Show From Bryan Cranston, Ronald D. Moore, and Michael Dinner
Walter White, the man behind Battlestar Galactica, and other legit talents are bringing a PKD anthology to Amazon. I feel justifiably excited by this news.
Watch: ‘Team Thor: Part 2’ Has The Odison Paying Darryl Rent In Asgardian Trinkets
These are so fucking good. I hope this humor carries over into the third flick, and I suspect, it will.
‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Season 3 Teaser: Titus Goes Beyonce!
Oh yeah, this reminds me. I need to finish the second season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Report: Ben Affleck Wants To Leave ‘The Batman’ And The Role
Ben Affleck no longer wants to play Batman. In fact, he’s in talks to leave the role, according to multiple reports. If he can’t get out? The Batman will apparently be his last portrayal of the character. Can you blame the guy at this fucking point?
‘Ghost In The Shell’ Trailer #2: They Created Me
It’s a testament to how bad Scarlett Johansson is as an actor that her stilted dialogue is still too stilted for a fucking *android*, you know? That said, the visuals and action seem dope.
‘X-Men: Supernova’ Shooting Soon, Sophie Turner Confirms Return As Jean Grey
X-Men: Apocalypse was garbage. Sophie Turner was garbage as Jean Grey. No worries! Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. Or, in other words, if shit makes loot, it gets a sequel!
‘Han Solo’ Movie Adds ‘Westworld’ Fave Thandie Newton
Thandie Newton has joined the cast of the Han Solo movie. She…she gotta be playing Han Solo’s wife, right?
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ TV Spot: You Only Get One Chance To Save The Galaxy Twice
I need this movie. What the fuck else to say? The sequel to my favorite MCU movie (by far), and it’s looking like a fucking hilarious follow-up.









