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Animated ‘Ghost in the Shell’ reboot coming courtesy of original production team
Hate that we gotta specify whether or not we’re talking about shit-core live-action Ghost in the Shell, or the animated one. But, here we are.
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Square Enix developing new title for Nintendo Switch, also contemplating ports
Square Enix is bringing a new title to the Nintendo Switch. But that ain’t all, as the company seems a bit hype for the glorified ZeldaTablet. How hype? They’re contemplating ports of existing titles.
Darren Aronofsky’s next movie ‘Mother!’ is a “Horror Thriller”
Oh shit, remember Darren Aronofsky? Yeah, yeah! The guy who did Noah and almost did The Wolverine! I remember him! (Seriously, please tell me you sense the #troll here). Well, TheWolverinoah guy has a new movie in the works! And it’s a fucking “horror thriller”, apparently.
New ‘Dune’ movie being written by ‘Forest Gump’ writer
The new Dune movie is going to be penned by the writer of Forest Gump. Truth be told, this means absolutely nothing to me. Is it good news? Is it bad news? I don’t know!
Microsoft reveals Xbox Project Scorpio’s hardware specs. Most powerful console ever, or something.
Today, Microsoft revealed the specs for Project Scorpio. It is, as you may imagine, the most powerful console ever. But, since like, it doesn’t carry any exclusives I give a fuck about, I’m going to end up passing for now.
Rumor: Daniel Craig has agreed to do one more James Bond movie
The will-they, won’t-they shit surrounding Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise continues to uh, emerge from the pop-culture rumor sphincter? Don’t really know where I was going with that metaphor. Hey whatever. Craig! Bond! One last ride?
Amazon will begin to stream NFL games for Prime users
The cool news: Amazon has signed a deal to stream ten Thursday night NFL games for its Prime users. The bad news: these games are always objectively the worst games of the week.
Space Swoon: Illustration of Cassini’s final dive before plunging into Saturn
Here’s an artist rendition of Cassini’s final dive. The beautiful spacecraft will make one more sweep between the planet and its rings before plummeting into Saturn itself this September.
Marvel says “no big events” for 18 months after ‘Secret Empire’
This, this is actually enticing to me. I don’t read Marvel on the active anymore, fatigued from the perpetual #1 issues, reboots, and events. Fatigued! My nuts are wearied, existentially drained. Wearied! But, maybe Marvel can lure me back. Not dropping any SUPER MEGA EVENTS for a year-and-a-half is a good start.
