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‘Elite: Dangerous’ releasing on PlayStation 4 on June 27, space trucker garbage lord here I come
I’ve been fixing to play Elite: Dangerous for a good goddamn while. The problem? The snag? The reason prohibiting me from being a complete garbage lord space trucking shit face? The title wasn’t on PlayStation 4. This June! Fuckers! Everything changes.
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Ubisoft dropping ‘Far Cry 5’, new ‘Assassin’s Creed’, and more in the next year
I am *so* fucking ready for the next Far Cry, friends. And we are going to be getting one in the next (fiscal) year.
Rumor: ‘Justice League’ reshoots have “remade” the movie *twice*, with more to come
Oh, DC. If at first you don’t succeed in unfucking a movie, try, try again. The last two movies that were reported to have such extensive reshoots were the dumpster fire that was Suicide Squad, and the mediocre Rogue One. Given the DCU’s track record, I’m eagerly awaiting their latest turd pâté.
Greg Pak and artist Takeshi Miyazawa reuniting for ‘Mech Cadet Yu’
Apparently, Greg Pak and artist Takeshi Miyazawa are kicking ass on Totally Awesome Hulk. I wouldn’t know this, because I’m a dumpster-trafficking garbage lord. I mean, man, I’m so fucking detached from the Big Two’s comic book offerings. But! But, I’m very excited for their next effort, Mech Cadet Yu.
Dwayne Johnson wants Armie Hammer to play Shazam in the DC movie universe
I’m on record as being a big fan of Armie Hammer, due more or less to the fact that he’s an outstanding babe, and charming as fuck in Free Fire and The Man From UNCLE. So, yes, sign me the fuck up for him playing Shazam.
‘GLOW’ Trailer: Brie, Maron, and the Ladies of Wrestling
Netflix dropped its first trailer for GLOW, a series centered around a women-only wrestling league formed in the 1980s. Me? I’m in. It’s got Brie, wrestling, humor, and it’s set in the 1980s.
DC’s ‘Doomsday Clock’ miniseries has Superman throwing down with Dr. Manhattan
I…couldn’t care less about this shit. Or rather, I would I could, because I’m vaguely annoyed by it, despite being out of the comic books game.
‘The Gifted’ Trailer: The Mutant Species Spreads (To TV)
Hey, it’s a trailer for The Gifted. Fox’s X-Men TV drama.
Jason Bateman has signed on for ‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 so hey yay everybody drink
After Arrested Development‘s fourth season, I’m pretty much good with the series dying. But as they say in Game of Thrones, what is marketable and niche may never die.
Report: ‘Legend of Zelda’ is coming to smart phones, here’s hoping it’s better than ‘Super Mario Run’
You may have forgotten already, but “Nintendo” dropped a “Super Mario” game on smart phones. Well, now they’re rumored to be bringing Zelda and company to the devices, and, yeah. Here’s hoping it’s better than their initial smart phone effort.
