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Thursday Morning Whatever The Fuck: Who Gives A Shit
Hello, salutations, and greetings, fellow Trash Lords. Scions of the Elder Garbage. It’s I, your fearless dumpster pile, Caffeine Powered. Coming to you from a shitty, broken down computer at the public university at which I theoretically work. I say theoretically since due to bureaucracy and the lack of an actual budget for the Fall Semester (seriously), I haven’t gotten paid since August. Eh, whatever, whatever.
I come to you here, because as I’ve commented upon in other posts, my goddamn personal computing machine is about to enter its own fourth week of in-action.
But, hey. I got time before class, so I figured I would throw some sort of line of communication into the EchoChamber.
For perhaps the first and only time, it’s Thursday Whatever The Fuck! My angered, frantic Thursday edition of Monday Morning Commute.
I miss ya’ll, I miss blogging for ya’ll (all three of you), so here’s what I’m up to this week. You know, when I’m not embracing a desiccated bank account and a general malaise.
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Get it! One goal? Cause, you know, Metallica’s “One” plays throughout the first trailer for The Punisher. Anyways. Fuck yeah to the fuck yes, this trailer rocks.
‘Left Alive’ Trailer: Square Enix gets its fucking mech on, with designs by Yoji Shinkawa. Get hype.
Man. A fucking mech game, with characters designed by the dude behind Metal Gear‘s designs? Let me stop you right there. I’m fucking in.
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PUBG has added another feather to its e-braggery. The title recently dethroned Valve’s Dota 2 for most concurrent players. Fucking wild, dude.
Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey after 13 long-ass years, thank goodness
I don’t know why I’m excited about Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey. I don’t read Marvel comics, let alone X-Men titles. But, I have always had a soft spot for the bad ass, and I’m happy to see her finally returning. Again.
Josh Brolin drops new photo of Cable from ‘Deadpool 2’, and it is a bloody good time. PUNS, GUYS. PUNS.
Josh Brolin dropped a new photo of Cable from Deadpool 2. And, said motherfucker features a rather maniacal look at Scott Summer’s time-travelling kid.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Jamie Lee Curtis returning for next ‘Halloween’ movie, reprising her famous role
Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be returning to the Halloween franchise, friends. Apparently she died or some shit, I guess?, but writers Danny McBride and David Gordon Green are going to ignore Halloween: H20 and Halloween: Resurrection. Which…she died in. Or something. I don’t know, I haven’t seen those fucking movies.
‘Blade Runner’ getting short anime from the fuckin’ Cowboy Bebop director. How goddamn great is this?
Christ, how fucking dope of a confluence is this? Blade Runner is getting a short anime from none other than the director of Cowboy Bebop, Shinichiro Watanabe.
‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ dropping May 17, 2019. Whole team is back to murder inferior summer blockbusters
Fuck to the yes. John Wick 3 has finally been confirmed, and oh golly my goddamn prostate is tingling. Not only is the whole team back (the star, writer, and director), but Wick and company are swinging massive, massive balls. The movie is dropping dead in the middle of the summer blockbuster season. As it should, because it’s the fucking best.
‘Okami HD’ is dropping on PS4, PC, and XB1 this December. Time for me to perhaps right a wrong, dude
I’ve never played Okami, which I know is a fuck-up. I’ve never played Okami, which as a fuck-up, definitely fits into my lifestyle as a Grand Mal Garbage Lord. However, maybe this HD re-release is the chance! A good chance? No! But! A fucking chance!
