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SNES Saturdays #1: Mine Cart Carnage can get fucked
The first Bromega Twitchcast! Bateman and I are going to be streaming SNES games on the first and third Saturdays of every month.
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‘The Matrix’ Reboot News: Uh, it’s not a reboot. Or a continuation, says writer Zak Penn
Completely forgot that The Matrix franchise is getting some new cinematic-blood, courtesy of writer Zak Penn. Well, what exactly is the movie going to be about, WriterGuy? Apparently dude can’t say much — understandably — other than it’s not going to be a reboot or a continuation.
Weekend Open Bar: Informal Gluttony
It’s the fucking weekend, baby!
Not a minute too soon, not a moment too early. Caught myself some Blade Runner 2049 last night (it’s fucking amazing), and it was worth it! But goddamn, did I ever mentally and physically pay the Iron Price for it. No sleep, very little sleep, what sleep was had was shoddily attained that.
But!
It’s the fucking weekend, baby!
‘Pacific Rim: Uprising’ Trailer: The Apocalypse Is Replaced With The Power Rangers
Man, not fucking feeling this trailer at all, dude. The palette is a vomitorium of bombastically bright hues. John Boyega’s cheap Idris Elba impression falls flat. The designs of the mechs suck. Entire thing feels like Power Rangers, but with kaiju or some shit. I don’t know. I hope I’m wrong.
Philip K. Dick’s ‘Electric Dreams’ TV Anthology Trailer: Too Good To Be True
Rip time-and-space apart and look for the scoundrel, ’cause someone gotta be fucking me with this trailer. Can the fucking PKD anthology series Electric Dreams really be this fucking good? Man. I hope so.
‘Star Wars: Rebels’ Final Season Trailer: The Rebellion Begins Finally Blah Blah
Here’s the trailer for the final season of Star Wars: Rebels. I know the show is good, I know I want to watch it. However, I also unfortunately know that I’m fucking exhausted with the creative forces behind Star Wars jerking off to the same couple of for the past thirty years.
After the jump because fucking Twitter video, Jesus Christ.
The Rock and Jason Statham’s ‘Fast And Furious’ Spin-Off officially happening. Shane Black may direct, which is so perfect
The Rock and Jason Statham were the stars of the previous Furious movie, a fact not lost on Vin Diesel. In fact, you could his fucking chapped ass from space. Anyways. The duo are getting a goddamn spin-off movie, and Shane fucking Black may be directing. This is so fucking perfect, my dudes.
Report: ‘Gambit’ movie going to be directed by ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ dude. So we can stop caring now
Gambit. Sucks. Channing Tatum. Objectively rules. Pirates of the Caribbean. Dumb. Their confluence. Disconcerting. I’m going to go ahead and stop being interested in this movie now, until given reason. Cool?
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Promo Clip: The Odinson Upon The Throne
New Thor: Ragnarok promo clip! It finds the Odison upon the throne, or something. I don’t know. I’ve placed myself on a media blackout for the movie, because I’m fucking sweating it.
After the jump because Marvel put this thing on piece of shit Twitter video.
Views From The Space-Ship: it was a wonderful life
Welcome to another edition of Desktop Thursdays! I’ll level with you, I don’t update this often, ’cause I really don’t do much. For a column that’s predicated on showing my world(s) with you, both literal and digital, I…I don’t take many pictures these days! But! I’m here today. So bask in my banality, and then share your own in the comments section!
