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Monday Morning Commute: Leggo My Fuckin’ Eggo

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This is Monday Morning Commute! The column where we share, oh do we share, the various arts and miscellanies that are looking forward to in a given week. Speaking of this week?

Ohhh, we got ourselves a week, friends.

Ohhh, we got ourselves a panoply of tasty pop culture treats dropping this week, friends.

Well, okay. Not like, that many. But like, the ones that are arriving?

They’re certainly considerable for yours truly. Two follow-ups to a couple of personal favorites. The two of them? They’re enough to grease the rock this week, aid in my pushing of it up the hill.

So let’s get into it. Let us dive in.

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SNES Saturdays #2 – Bateman’s Dad’s Balls and Barrel Decimation

I know it’s been quiet for a fucking *minute* here on the Space-Ship Omega. Apologies! Apologies. In the meantime, check out the second official SNES Saturdays from Bateman and me. We’re just being a couple of garbage lords. Talking a lot about Freud, Bateman’s Dad’s balls, and other miscellany garbage.

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‘The Punisher’ Trailer: Frank Castle’s Revenge Tour Drops November 17

I ain’t watching this new trailer for The Punisher, cause I’m *way* fucking in on the show. That said, I’m pretty goddamn stoked that we know it’ll finally be arriving. November 17.

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Alison Brie shares ‘GLOW’ season 2 set photo. It is a welcome neon light in these dark times

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GLOW may be my damn favorite piece of 2017 pop culture. It had everything, my friends. Took place in the 1980s, centered on wrestling, starred Alison Brie, and was packed with insight and pathos. Now the gang seems to be back together, on that filming the second season grind.

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EA shutting down Visceral Games and cancelling their ‘Star Wars’ game because they are fucking Sewer Fluid

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Fucking Electronic Arts, dude. They’ve shuttered Visceral Games, the minds behind Dead Space, who were until recently working on a Star Wars game. Not only that, but the project was being shepherded by Amy Hennig, who made her reputation on the fucking Uncharted franchise.

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Han Solo movie called ‘Solo: A Star Wars’ story, a title as unimaginative as Lucasfilm themselves

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Since the parting of its initial directors, I’ve regarded the Han Solo movie as an inoffensive fart done in a quiet room. At best, maybe an adequate, forgettable dish of vanilla ice cream. Well, said fart-ice cream has wrapped production finally, with a fart-ice cream title to match.

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‘Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus’ Launch Trailer: You Fascist Nazi Pigs!

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Can’t wait.

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Tom Hardy’s ‘Venom’ movie adding ‘Veep’ actor Reid Scott to the already stacked as fuck cast

Tom Hardy's 'Venom' movie adding 'Veep' actor Reid Scott to the already stacked as fuck cast

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‘Black Panther’ Trailer: All Hail The King

How is this movie even fucking real, dude? I cannot wait.

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‘Dragon Age’ creative director has left BioWare. The hinges on the company’s exit door gotta be tired

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Dragon Age‘s creative director has left BioWare. It feels like just the more recent of a seemingly endless exodus from the company. But, like, don’t despair or something. Casey Hudson has returned to the company, after all.

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