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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Final Trailer: I’m not crying, you’re crying! We’re both crying!
My goodness.
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Danny Boyle is officially directing Daniel Craig’s final ‘Bond’ movie
It had been rumored that Danny Boyle would be directing Daniel Craig’s final Bond movie. Well, now it’s officially fucking official. I’m down with the choice. Boyle is talented, and he’s brought along the fucking Trainspotting’s writer to help with the script. Feels a bit outside the box, and I love that.
‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ Teaser Trailer: More Tombs, More Raiding, Coming September 14
The first two games in the rebooted Tomb Raider franchise have been fucking rad. I mean, like really fucking rad. So, I’m beyond stoked to snag this third title come September. #FillerText #ButItsTrue.
FX orders “tech-world” thriller from ‘Ex Machina’ and ‘Annihilation’ director Alex Garland. Don’t fuck this up for me, nerds
Man, Alex Garland fucking rules. So, I’m all about FX ordering a thriller from the science-fiction beast. My only worry is that you fucking nerds won’t be watching it, too busy jerking off to those lame ass CW shows and Big Bang Theory and shit. Please, watch this show. I need it. And forgive me, I’m just a big touchy after Annihilation made zero dollars, and Jumanji had a thirty-three week run.
‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald’ Trailer: Jude Law stars as Dumbledore in dumb trailer for dumb movie
Can you tell how I feel about these fucking Harry Potter spin-off flicks? And, that’s despite me enjoying the first dumb spin-off in this dumb spin-off series!
‘Rampage’ Trailer: Dwayne Johnson’s monster movie finally leans into its absurdity
Even though I’m still pissed The Rock hasn’t done a nice, Hard-R, brutal action movie, I’m just going to embrace this Rampage flick. Yes, it’s patently fucking absurd, and that’s what may make it fun as fuck.
‘Sorry To Bother You’ Trailer: ‘Atlanta’ star Lakeith Stanfield shows you the power of the Dave Chappelle white guy voice
I can’t be the only one thinking of Dave Chapelle’s classic White Guy Voice while watching the trailer for Sorry To Bother You, right? And, don’t get me wrong. I mean that in a good way.
Square Enix is hiring “core members” for the ‘Final Fantasy VII’ remake, in case you thought it actually existed by now
The Final Fantasy VII remake is, at best, coming in ten years as a broken and underwhelming game. This is despite the fact that it was announced a thousand years ago, and has been “in development” since then. Oh, you need some proof? Well, how about this. The company is hiring “core members” for the title. Despite the fact that the title was announced a thousand years ago.
