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‘Rez’ creator is working on a VR version of ‘Tetris’ and it feels so goddamn cyberpunk
I may never end up being a Console Cowboy. A hi-tek low-life. But, I think playing this fucking version of Tetris in VR seems to simulate such a glorious experience. That said, I don’t, and won’t own a PlayStation VR or whatever, so I’m just going to have to continue pretending.
NASA has extended its Jupiter mission by three-years. Juno ain’t got time to die (yet)!
NASA, much like my wife, ain’t done with its largest, gassiest giant. Not yet, at least. They’ve announced they’re extending the life of the Juno mission by at least three-years.
‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Trailer: My Name’s Miles Morales
I am incredibly pumped for this movie.
Jared Leto is getting his own Joker movie ’cause we deserve nothing better
God is dead and the DC Cinematic Universe killed him, hahaha, good god. But, hey, Suicide Squad made money. Which is more than, you know, Lucasfilm can say about their latest venture. Though, to be fair, I really enjoyed Solo, and I though Suicide Squad was one of the worst popcorn movies I’ve ever seen.
‘Bumblebee’ Trailer: Finally, Someone Made A Real Transformers Movie
I’m all about this Bumblebee trailer, my friends. In fact, I’ve bought in on the movie since it was announced that Travis Knight was directing it.
‘Voltron’ Season 6 Trailer: The Paladins Go To War!
I’m ready for this shit, folks.
Monday Morning Commute: Nervous about not being nervous

Pop-quiz, dick heads! What does a tranquil, peaceful weekend mean, after a tumultuous spring? Does it mean that I’m feeling good about my mental health? Or, does it mean I’m incredibly skeptical, and wondering when the shoe will drop? If you guessed the former, you are beautiful and give me too much credit. Anyways, yeah! I feel good. It’s nice. It’s fleeting, oh I’m sure, but it’s nice. Thankfully, I have a good amount I’m either enjoying or going to be enjoying this week, and I’m about to drop them on your ass. After all, that’s the very point of this here Monday Morning Commute. Then, I hope you’ll share your own haunts and happenings in the comments section!
‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ drops official image of Halle Berry looking fucking bad ass
The marketing minds behind John Wick: Chapter 3 today dropped an official image of Halle Berry. The actress, who is playing Sofia, is looking bad ass, and flanked by two equally bad ass dogs.
I need this movie.








