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‘Just Cause 4’ leaked by a Steam ad. What the fuck gonna actually be revealed at E3?
Man, what exactly is going to be left to reveal at E3? So many goddamn leaks this year. Personally, I’m hoping Borderlands 3 and Watch Dogs 3 are revealed. One thing that won’t be, though, is Just Cause 4. Shit was leaked by a Steam ad, of all things.
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Weekend Open Bar: they’re not broken, they’re just flickering
And a pleasant Weekend Open Bar to you all, as well! How’s it going, anyways? Hope you’re as lucky as me, to have the next couple of days to convalesce. And if you don’t? May you find the strength to punch the fucking weekend work day squarely in the throat! Indeed, indeed! Maybe you find the strength to axe-kick its compromised organs, and drink from its futility! Fuck, fuck. I was trying to come in here floaty, relaxed from yoga. That’s a thing I’m doing now, I guess.
Yoga.
Going to my wife’s class on Friday evenings.
I’m as basic and as privileged as they come, but, what do you want from me? I hope some sort of meta, tactic acknowledgement of this can salve my weeping wound which has burst open from leaning into Generica.
‘Bad Times At The El Royale’ Trailer: Beautiful People (including shirtless Thor) doing Horrible Things
You had me at shirtless Thor dancing, but the rest of the trailer for Bad Times At The El Royale also looks fucking awesome. Drew Goddard, god bless the dude, bringing his Cabin In The Woods chops to this movie as writer and director.
HBO has officially ordered ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel pilot. What is profitable may never die!
Shout out to GRRM. Dude is fucking writing prequel Thrones TV pilots instead of finishing the book series. You can almost feel him clenching his ass in fright across the astral plane.
But, on to the news story. Game of Thrones, is at best to me, an okay show with some occasionally riveting shit. However, it’s an enormous success, and HBO has decided to milk it for everything it’s worth. The company has officially ordered a pilot for a prequel series, and yay or whatever.
Views From The Space-Ship: you can almost smell it
It’s Desktop Thursdays! On a Friday! Per usual! I’m slime, I’m tardy, I’m tardy slime, but I’m your tardy slime, no? Anyways, anyhoo. Here it is! A private look into my life, for the entire internet. Rewriting the concept of private, but, if nothing is private anymore, maybe everything is private? Or maybe I’m just too amped up on a good night’s sleep, hundreds upon hundreds of milligrams of caffeine, and the juice of nice weather to make sense.
None the less, check out this glimpse! Then, share your own in the comments.
‘Halloween’ Trailer: Michael Myers is back and Laurie is ready
Halloween is one of my Carpenter blindspots. Now, now, I know what you few OLers are thinking: another fucking classic movie Caff hasn’t seen! But, that’s not the case. I have seen it, just not in a hot minute. So, I don’t really know how much justice this reboot trailer does the original. That said, I fucking enjoy it. So there’s that?
‘Generation Zero’ Trailer: ‘Just Cause’ Developer’s 1980s open-world robot shooter
Yup, I’m fucking here for this.
NASA’s Curiosity rover discovers methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does this mean?!
NASA’s Curiosity rover has dug up some pretty fucking rad findings. The methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does that mean? Good fucking question!
Rumor: Rocksteady’s ‘Superman’ game confirmed through leaked poster
Is this the poster for Rocksteady’s Superman game? I fucking hope so! I’m ready, ready for this game.
Dave Bautista wants to star in the ‘Gears of War’ movie. This is perfect beyond measure
Dave Bautista as Marcus Fenix? Motherfuckers, we have finally found a way to get me to care about the Gears of War movie. Which means, of course, this will never happen. And I mean, they would never do this, but imagine if it was a super self-aware, tongue-in-cheek homage to 1980s action movies? Like 21 Jump Street for bro action. It could be so good, especially with his comedic chops.
