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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ getting an anime opening is the most wonderful thing you’ll see today
Thor: Ragnarok and its fandom are the gifts that keep fucking giving, my dudes.
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‘Iron Fist’ Season 2 Trailer: Yeah, okay, whatever, okay, no thanks
This trailer does nothing to sell me on the idea that the second season of Iron Fist will chug less turds than the first. Why are all the major sites stroking its so shamelessly? They that bought and paid for,
Report: Zazie Beetz is in talks to join ‘Joker’ as this movie continues to dare me to give a shit
Man, Zazie Beetz fucking rules. You know it. I know it. The Cosmos in all its infinite glory knows it. So, add her to the Joker cast? A movie I’m already sort of like “fuck maybe this can work”? Interest increasing.
‘Marvel’s Spider-Man’ Story Trailer: Gonna take more than one fucking Spider-Man to save the city
This game, right? My god, does it ever look fucking fantastic. I was completely sold prior to this story trailer, but a glorious helping of Miles Morales is always welcome.
‘Star Wars: Clone Wars’ Trailer: Disney brings it back for an easy win! Wait, it’s on their fucking streaming service
Hey! The Clone Wars is back! Nice! Easy fucking win for Lucasfilm. Wait, it’s going to be served-up on their streaming service? LOL.
Joker origin movie lands an official title and release date, October 4, 2019
If this movie were surrounded by different circumstances, I’d be pretty fucking stoked. I mean, Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker? If the DCEU wasn’t a filled diaper at the bottom of a burning dumpster, I’d be torqued by this perfect casting. But, as things stand, I guess I’m cautiously optimistic?
‘Overlord’ Trailer: I Am 100% Down For Nazi Zombie Mayhem
I’m more than ready for some Nazi Zombie-fighting mayhem.
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Space Swoon: Jupiter has gained another twelve fucking moons thanks to recent findings
Jupiter, that Big fucking Bastard Gas Giant, has gained another twelve fucking moons.
Monday Morning Commute: it’s that summer time magic
Bet you thought you had seen the last of me, fuckers! It’s been a hot minute since I cranked out one of these Monday Morning Commute columns. I’ve returned, though. Full of vim and vigor, ready to golly gee knock this one right out of the fucking park! The fahhhkin’ pahk, kehd! Actually, that’s a handful of goose shit. In fact, I was laying on the futon in my office nary two hours ago just fucking zoning out, man. But here we are.
I’m still sucking wind, thankfully. My summer course is winding down, thankfully. And, OL still exists. Thus, it seems clear that I must carry out the car-crash that is the column! Give you folks, you fucks, the ole rundown of what I’m up to this week. You know, the games I’m playing. You know, the books I’m reading. That sort of tomfoolery.
Then, if you’d be so obliged, join me in the comments section! Tell me, what you’re cranking it to this week. Be it literally, be it figuratively! Both!
I’ll go first.
Timothée Chalamet in talks to be the lead in Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ adaptation
Man, this Villeneuve adaptation of Dune is really happening, eh? Seems that way. Latest proof? The movie is locking in Timothée Chalamet as its lead.
