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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is dropping in 2019. Maybe. Please let this be fucking true
Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.
Rumor: ‘Arkham Knight’ team working on ‘Justice League’ game, which means we were all wrong
Rocksteady ain’t working on a Superman game, apparently. That’s what conventional wisdom had held for a while. Nah! But, Superman will be involved in the game they’re working on. Purportedly. Yeah kid, a fucking Justice League game!
‘Daredevil’ Season 3 Teaser Trailer: Kingpin is ready to let the devil out
G’damn, Daredevil‘s third season is sneaking up on us. I’m stoked, okay? Stoked.
Microsoft says Xbox One finally getting that promised full keyboard and mouse support
Microsoft promised keyboard and mouse support for the XBONE way back in 2016. And while I can’t imagine anyone purchased the console based on that promise, those waiting for it are finally getting their wish. Soon.
‘Creed 2’ Trailer: Adonis Wants A Rematch, I Just Want It To Be Good
Creed 2 is unnecessary as fuck. But, you could argue the original was, too. So, where does that leave me? Quietly optimistic that the sequel can deliver, even if it doesn’t match the original.
‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’ Trailer: Wait, Nagini was a circus performer or some shit at one point?
Uh. Just like. What the fuck is going on here, with this ancillary Harry Potter franchise? Nothing good, but it don’t matter. Movie still going to make a zillion dollars.
‘Star Wars Resistance’ Trailer: Here’s some glorious X-wing action to pique your interest
At the very least, the action in Star Wars Resistance looks fucking hot. Will I watch it? Probably not. I just, I just got too much other shit to get to.
Fuck Yeah: Sony finally allowing cross-play starting with ‘Fornite’
I’m happy about this. Not so much because it directly impacts me, but it shows Sony listening to its fans. They could sit fat and happy on top, but why not keep padding its image?
‘Death Stranding’ Trailer: Kojima’s next mystery box contains 100% more Troy Baker
I continue to disbelieve that this is an actual game. You can’t trick me, Kojima! Not until I see some actual goddamn gameplay! Okay, okay. Gameplay that isn’t just Walking Dead Guy walking around.







