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Facebook is developing a cryptocurrency because what could go wrong. They only fuck up everything
Facebook! You know, the monolith that we all simultaneously hate and prostrate ourselves before? The one that fucks up everything? Well, this gang of chucklefuck morons is developing a cryptocurrency.
Mars Express orbiter snags gorgeous image of the Korolev Crater which is filled with pristine ice all damn year long
Man, check out this goddamn gorgeous image from Mars. FROM. MARS. Of the Korolev Crater, which is filled with flawless ice. All goddamn year long. Space. It fucking rules.
‘Daredevil’ and other Netflix Marvel shows COULD be revived according to the Head of Disney+
As the fucking Marvel and Netflix World turns, right? The latest pivot in the case of the cancelled Marvel shows on Netflix? The head of Disney+ says reviving them is a possibility. Bro, don’t. Don’t fuck with our hearts like this, unless you serious.
The Nintendo Switch is the fastest-selling console of this generation in America. I don’t fuck with it, but it’s good news nonetheless
Despite not really enjoying it (I sold mine), I respect and appreciate the Nintendo Switch. So, I dig the news that it’s the fastest-selling console of this generation. The gaming world is just more interesting when Nintendo is relevant, right?
Astronomers have found “Farout” which is the most-distant known object in our solar system
Astronomers have found Farout, friends. It’s the most-distant known object in our solar system. And you’re itching to ask, what exactly is Farout? They ain’t fucking sure! Maybe a dwarf planet! Or, dare we say it, perhaps Planet X? None the less, we found it, and it’s damn far away. About 11.15 billion miles from the sun.
Matt Reeves ‘Batman’ script rewrites are due by the end of the year. Get hopping, broseph!
I’m sure Warner Bros. is glad that they’re about to have another hit with Aquaman. But as with anything in the DCEU, all roads lead back to Batman. So, what’s going on with that project? The latest has it that a final draft is due by the end of 2019.
NASA has dropped the first image from INSIDE THE SUN’S ATMOSPHERE! Yooooo!
Yo! We ain’t just taking out here in interstellar space, baby! We also dropping pictures from inside the sun’s atmosphere!
