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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ devs reveal their next game, ‘Solar Ash Kingdom’

I haven’t played Hyper Light Drifter, but it’s on the list! Provided, you know, Bateman and I ever beat Dead Cells. That said, it looks fucking dope, and the developer’s follow-up does as well.

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Trailer: The Team Is Ready To Do Whatever It Takes, But I Ain’t!

Man, just fuck me up with this unexpected Avengers: Endgame trailer, Marvel.

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Marvel’s ‘Shang-Chi’ movie to be directed by Destin Daniel Cretton. Let’s get weird, let’s get fun, fellas!

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After Captain Marvel, I’m just straight-up done with Marvel’s “Paint By Numbers” origin story shit. So, part of me is pretty exhausted at the idea of a Shang-Chi origin movie. However, at the same time, it could be an opportunity for the MCU to get a bit weird. It’s been eleven years, it’s been fifty-nine movies. Let’s cut loose.

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Netflix planning more interactive stories ala ‘Bandersnatch’ for better or worse

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Is Bandersnatch a movie? An interactive narrative? A video game? We can debate the ontology forever, but one thing is certain. Netflix is planning more content in its vein for the streaming service.

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Jupiter could be cracking its moon Europa with its thunderous magnetic field. I say, g’damn!

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Yo, Jupiter! Fucking chill, bro. Apparently you may be cracking your moon Europa with your tremendous magnetic field. Which, okay I’ll grant you, is pretty fucking bad ass.

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Gearbox teases ‘Borderlands 3’ reveal at PAX East. I may die of fucking joy.

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I have been so, so fucking patient. Waiting for Borderlands 3 for nearly, what, seven years? But, it appears my watch may be over.

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‘Suicide Squad 2’ casts Idris fucking Elba to replace Will Smith as Deadshot. G’damn, this is good!

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Suicide Squad 2 is looking up, folks. James Gunn directing. Idris Elba replacing Will Smith as Deadshot. Gimme a hell yeah!

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‘Gundam’ live-action movie being written by Brian K. Vaughan. I can dig it, can you?

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Brian K. Vaughan writing the Gundam live-action movie? Hey, sign me the fuck up. I mean, the idea itself is dicey. But, if someone gotta adapt it, why not BKV?

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Microsoft is apparently launching disc-less Xbox One S next month. The future is intangible, I guess

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As more and more people move towards owning the digital-rights of properties, be it games or movies, I’ve shuffled towards the tangible. So, I’m not stoked on the news that Microsoft is dropping a disc-less only Xbox One. However, I imagine this news will tickle the taint of those who don’t fear losing access to their digi-products.

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