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‘A Quiet Place 2’ adds Cillian Murphy to its cast. Welcome to the wildly overrated franchise, friend!
A Quiet Place, to me, was equal parts dumb-as-fuck and overrated. I mean, good god, that family was stupid. And good god, people were jizzing their pants over the movie. That said, it wasn’t bad. Just, my goodness, the hype. So, I’ll definitely see Cillian Murphy in A Quiet Place 2. But I ain’t exactly throbbing in anticipation.
New ‘Ghostbusters’ movie casts Mckenna Grace, who played young Captain Marvel, in lead role
I’m stoked for the new Ghostbusters, friends! And, I’m completely cool with the news that it has cast Mckenna Grace in a lead role. Granted, I don’t really remember her performance in Captain Marvel. But, that’s better than remembering she wasn’t up to par. I mean, right?
Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series has cast its Gunslinger and Man In Black. I don’t know them, but I’m hopeful!
A lot of my friends fuck heavy with The Dark Tower. I don’t, but it ain’t out of prejudice. So while I’m not deeply emotionally invested in Amazon’s attempt, I am a bit excited.
Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video
Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.
Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!
Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.
‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting animated series from ‘Castlevania’ producer. I’m here for this, my dudes
Even though I was cool on the second season of Castlevania, I’m still fucking stoked it exists. Therefore, the news that Castlevania Dude is bringing Hyper Light Drifter into the world as an animated series? Fuck yeah.
‘Borderlands 3’ Trailer: It’s Been So Long, But This Trailer Feels So Good
I got no words, man. This franchise means so much to me, and I’ve waited so long for Borderlands 3. Like, to the point where I actually got teary-eyed during the trailer debut.
John Carpenter receiving famous directing award at Cannes. As he should, because he fucking rules!
John Carpenter is getting himself a famous directing award at Cannes this year. Which, if you think about it, makes all the sense in the world. ‘Cause the dude is the fucking best.
‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Trailer: Earth is Godzilla’s world and I’m cool with it
Here’s a new Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer! It announces that the motherfucker is the ruler of Earth, and I’m completely cool with the idea.
