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World’s first AI Universe simulator learning things it shouldn’t be able to. Well, ain’t that grand!

If I’m being honest, I’m ready for our AI overloads. We’re cooking the planet and wasting one another. Let it put us into comfortable cages (we’re already there!) and maybe solve climate change. Or, you know. The origins of the universe.
[Update: 9:30!] Streaming Tonight! Yeah, Friday! Yeah, 930pm Eastern! Blame Bateman!

Playing some Katana Zero tonight, friends. come hang out! ??
‘Blazing Chrome’ Trailer: This love letter to ‘Contra’ drops so damn soon. July 11, baby!
Forget Konami’s new trash-ass Contra coming down the pipe. Blazing Chrome is the modern love letter we deserve. And, it’s dropping fucking soon. July 11!
Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their heartbeat. Yeah, dude. What could possibly go wrong?!

Oh golly gee, whatever could go fucking wrong with this? The Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their fucking heartbeat.
NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!

Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
Paul Rudd joins the new ‘Ghostbusters’ movie. Guys, it’s okay, we can be torqued for this movie

Man, I was already stoked for the new Ghostbusters movie. And that was before it added mofuckin’ Paul Rudd.
Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked

Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.
Streaming tonight, you son of a bitch! 10 PM Eastern! Join us!

Playing Katana Zero. Talking about aliens! And butt play, maybe! I don’t know! Still, join us!
10 pm.
Nintendo Switch outsold PlayStation and Xbox in May. This makes sense, them consoles fucking oldddd

The Nintendo Switch is still absolutely fucking beasting, friends. Meanwhile, the current iterations of the PlayStation and Xbox are starting to flag behind in monthly sales. But, this makes sense. The Nintendo Switch dropped two years ago, while the other two are closing in on six years old. Still, it’s an interesting time in the console wars, no?




