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Ava DuVernay directing pilot of ‘DMZ’ adaptation for HBO Max. My nipples are so hard.
DMZ is one of my favorite comic series of all time. And now, on the precipice of our second Civil War, the comic is finally getting adapted. With Ava DuVernay directing the pilot. Holy fucking hell.
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Hackers play porn on a Detroit highway billboard. Hack the fucking planet (with porn)!
There is malicious hacking. There is benevolent hacking. Then, there is also hacking to hang some dong on a billboard.
Rumor: Tony Todd is returning for the Jordan Peele-produced ‘Candyman’ sequel
Tony Todd is returning for Jordan Peele’s Candyman sequel! Hell fucking yes! Granted, I’ve only recently seen Candyman. I’ll cop to that! But, I got strong feels about it. And one of them feels? That only Tony Todd should be playing the titular role.
Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. Beware the Elder Ones lurking beyond!
Fucking wild, dudes. Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. But, we must be careful! Whatever Elder Ones lurk there certainly are not friendly, and beyond comprehension.
‘Stranger Things’ renewed for Season 4, obviously. Finally leaving Hawkins, too!
Stranger Things is getting a Season 4. Which seems like an obvious move. However, even better news is that the show is going to move beyond Hawkins.
Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series adds Deborah Chow as its director, ‘Drive’ writer penning scripts. Fucking stacked with talent!
Jesus Fuck, is Disney adding talent to its Obi-Wan series. It’s tapped the director from shows like Better Call Saul, American Gods, and Mr. Robot to helm the entire thing. And, its brought in the writer behind Drive. Like, let’s fucking go!
‘Katamari’ creator’s next game ‘Wattam’ drops this December. Dude does his own thing and I fucking love it.
I feel the same way about Katamari creator Keita Takahashi as I do about Hideo Kojima. I’m probably not going to play what they’re offering, but I respect their fucking vision. Especially with this shit Wattam. A profoundly fucking odd title. Again.
‘Uncharted’ movie adds ‘Bumblebee’ director Travis Knight. But, I ain’t getting too horny
Bumblebee is one of my favorite popcorn flicks of the past few years. So, I should be pretty fucking stoked about its director coming aboard the Uncharted movie. But, fuck. This project has so many starts and stops that I can’t get too excited about it.
Spider-Man is staying in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We expected this, right? But, it’s still awesome.
Spider-Man has returned to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. But like, he never really left. That said, I’m stoked.
Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!
My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.
