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NASA scientists say interstellar object contains alien water. I mean, how goddamn cool is this?
Apparently, NASA scientists have discovered that the second-ever interstellar comet contains alien water. Interstellar water! How fucking cool is this?
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‘The Batman’ director confirms Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon and let’s fucking go!
It is confirmed! Jeffrey Wright is Commissioner Gordon in The Batman, motherfuckers! And I couldn’t be happier. The cast for the movie is shaping up to be fucking fantastic.
‘Modern Warfare’ makes $600 million in opening weekend. The best for the series this generation. ‘Modern Warfare’ is bank, dudes.
Infinity Ward’s Modern Warfare reboot/remix is paying dividends. On its opening weekend the title made $600 million, which is the most for the series this generation. Me? Well, I bought the title based on the acclaim it’s single-player campaign is getting. Been a minute since I snagged a CoD, but members of the Space-Ship Omega know how much I’ve loved the series over the years. So, I’m stoked to check it out.
‘The End of the F***ing World’ Season 2 Trailer: Alive, but at what cost?
Man, it’s weird. I usually lament Netflix cancelling a series too soon. But in this case? I’m a bit ambivalent about a second season of TEOTFW. Like, the first season ended so fucking perfectly. That said, I’m going to watch it. Obviously. I loved the first season, and the second season is once again written by series creator Charlie Covell.
‘Death Stranding’ Launch Trailer: Eight minutes of Kojima’s next magnum opus
Here’s the launch trailer for Death Stranding, and woah is the motherfucker meaty. Eight goddamn minutes of confusing but intriguing content. I didn’t think I was going to engage this pig! However, with the delays of a few titles, and general curiosity building, I’m not sure anymore. I’ve officially wandered into “let’s see how the reviews are” territory.
PlayStation 4 is the second best selling console of all damn time. It’s sold 102.8 million systems, g’damn.
The PlayStation 4 is successful, folks. We’ve known that for a minute. But, how fucking successful is it? It’s officially the second best selling console of all time. And? It makes sense. It has an absolute fucking Murderer’s Row of exclusives.
‘Green Lantern’ series in works for HBO Max in case you weren’t vomiting up capes already, good god
Green Lantern TV series coming to HBO Max! Sigh. Fucking remember when it was special to get a superhero television show? Do you? I can, sort of. But now? My fuck, is it ever exhausting. Eat from the trough, all of us! Like the pigs we are!
Shigeru Miyamoto named “Person of Cultural Merit” by Japanese government which is a prestigious-as-fuck accomplishment
Man. Just think about Shigeru Miyamoto. The dude has given so many of us so much throughout the decades. And now? The Japanese government is recognizing Miyamoto for his contributions.
Netflix testing feature to speed-up episodes. Nothing says we’re fucking pop culture slobs like this, eh?
Hey! Pop culture pig! Stuffing your brain with distraction and garbage! Want to stuff more into your brain much quicker? Well, does Netflix have the test feature for you! That’s right! Watch MORE shit EVEN MORE MINDLESSLY in order to avoid the Big Scary Unknown.
The company has gone from hosting Black Mirror to becoming one of its episodes. Wee!
‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes
The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.
