#September2012
THE VERGE confirms AMAZON SMARTPHONE. Errbody getting into that cell phone game.
Dios mio, there are a shit load of companies throwing their chips into the cell phone ring. Twist your head and you’ll pivot into yet another announcement of some sort of wunder-phone.
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Hacker claims to have Mitt Romney’s tax returns, wants $1 MILLI in Bitcoin. The Future, man.
This is the sort of ridiculous stuff that couldn’t have happened thirty years ago or whatever, and for that I am grateful. Bless you, Future. Bless you for your latex porn, your easily accessible music, and your wonky hacking stories.
‘TAKEN 2’ INTERNET TRAILER: Gruff voices and gun play. Sign me up.
Shit is cool enough. My main question coming out of it though, is if you’re going to drop and Internet trailer, why the fuck are you maxing it out at 360p?
The Dude’s High 5s: TV Cops
Ahh September is upon us. Fall is almost here. Speaking about the Fall, cops ensure crooks take the fall for their crimes. For example, I am guilty of the worst segue of all time. Since you are witnessing it and not reporting it, you’re all my accompliceses. If I were to go down for this, these are the fictional TV cops that I’d want to see slap the cuffs on me.
VOYAGER 1 may not exit the solar system for another 15 years. Well frak.
You can cancel those high-fives, folks. Despite reports last year that Voyager 1 was finally throwing up the deuces to our solar system, new intel suggests we may be looking at a much longer exit timeline. Hope your liver and heart is well, ’cause if you want to be alive for this grand event you may need another decade and a half.
‘FINAL FANTASY VII’ FAN FILM Teaser Trailer: That music still gets me.
I don’t know if this fan film will work the fuck out, and I don’t care. So maybe Cloud’s design aesthetic will look like garbage in the flesh. Whatever. The effort put into this teaser gets a courtesy slow clap, and man. The music. Still hits me in the gut.
Cosplay: CATWOMAN comes courtesy of Dragon*Con. We all fist-pump in enjoyment.
Someone up there likes me. I vote yes.
This gamer energy drink is giving ERECTIONS. Where am I signing up?
A gamer energy drink that will make my dong throb to the drums of war is something I’ve always wanted. Starting…right around the time I read this article. Actually, the entire thing would be somewhat terrible, for I am already an ADD-nightmare when it comes to gaming. I imagine having an uncomfortable Excalibur laying down my thigh would only exacerbate my suckitude at gaming.
VALVE JOB AD proclaims they’re getting into the hardware business.
If you needed any more proof that Valve is getting into the hardware swagger unit, then this job posting should confirm it for you.
