#September2012
The PRAWN NEBULA rocks that fishy cosmic swag.
Relativity in motion, folks. While it is has been dubbed the Prawn Nebula, anything is 250 light-years across gets the nod in my book as fucking enormous. It is all relative. That’s why me and my demur cottage crotch only date people under three feet in height. Relativity.
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Can’t breathe? The EVANGELION HUMIDIFER has you covered.
My goodness. It is one thing to love Evangelion. It is another thing to shell out the mad ducets to have Unit-01 lull you to sleep with sweet vaporized air.
Mobile gamers have overtaken “core” gamers in the States. You ‘ANGRY BIRD’ f**ks.
This shouldn’t surprise you in the least. Everybody on their smartphone grind, playing them games. Even as us gamers sit clad in nothing but underwear in front of our widescreen flat plasmas, people run around about the world distracting themselves with smaller, lesser iterations. The Angry Birds, World of Goo, Temple Runnin‘ motherfuckers.
WONDER WOMAN going to TV in Smallville-esque series. Aiight.
DC has been on their grind trying to get Wonder Woman onto some sort of fucking screen for a while. They axed the Joss Whedon pitch for a flick. Like true dumb asses. Then they filmed an asstacular TV pilot. Their latest approach is a series in the vein of Smallville. I suppose we’ll see.
GameStop throws its weight behind OUYA. F**king right.
Ouya is the little pet project that gets a lot of us caressing steel-hardened nipples. What about the world beyond us outliers, though? If GameStop and the weight of its considerable corporate taint is anything to go by, the console will be getting some mainstream love as well.
When is ‘PROPHET’ too much ‘PROPHET’? Never.
Man, I got myself that throbbing tip for the Brandon Graham and company Prophet. Despite owning all the single-issues, I went and snagged myself the first collection. $10.00? All in one tidy place? Fuck bills, buy comics. Ripping open that Amazon box, I was all kid like and shit, as if I hadn’t read the series already. Fantastic.
DANIEL CRAIG and his abdominal muscles sign on for two more BOND flicks.
Good news for people like me who enjoy seeing Daniel Craig’s sausage sloshing around in bikini briefs between scenes of him punching people. Homeboy has signed on for at least two more Bond flicks. Wee!
It’s a GUN HOLSTER to hold your BABY. Rubicon = crossed.
This pretty righteous holster only really work for me if it gives you a particular license. The license to draw your baby (or any baby you acquire through backroom poker games) and fire him or her at your enemies. Baby slinging.
Cosplay: RULE 63 SUPERBOY brings the feels, man. Or is it woman?
Midweek pick me up, right hurr.
Rumor: ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Blu-ray could contain Nolan’s ‘DIRECTOR’S CUT’, gasp.
Can you not get enough of Dark Knight Rises? I can. I’ve pretty much forgotten about the sprawling, 6/10, mess of a finale. However, for those of you who need more Goddamn Bat-Guy, you may be in luck. Rumor is that Christopher Nolan is preparing a Director’s Cut version of the flick. Who knows, maybe with another half-hour the film will have what some film fans call “pacing” or something. (I am trolling, yes.)
