#September2012
GOOGLE gets its own ‘SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON’ calculator. Cultural trope shark jumped.
Google wants to help you find Kevin Bacon. Frankly, all I want to find is his massive fucking donger in Wild Things. Maybe you’re looking for him in a more pedestrian manner. Whatever the case, Google has our backs. And dongs.
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Cosplay: VENOM BODY PAINT on ONE MASSIVE MAN is gorgeously frightening.
Forget Rule 63, this dude is bringing the Venom body paint heat. And he is one massive man.
‘LINCOLN’ TRAILER: Touching, overwrought, or both? You tell me.
What are your thoughts on this particle of swag? I’m interested. Hit the jump, watch, let me know.
The ‘WII U’ controller costs like HALF THE F**KING system.
Want a second controller for your Wii U? Better smash that piggy bank open. Cull its innards. Dance the dance of death towards whatever Dark Master you believe in. ‘Cause that fucking thing is going to be like, mad bank. #JessePinkman
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ golden key dares you to use it. Early. Often.
I’m not really sure if I’m getting a golden key with my copy of Borderlands 2. I ordered the most expensive copy I could find on Amazon, so if it I’m not getting it, I got fucked. The conceit behind the key is pretty awesome, and one that I quietly am hoping I can exploit to my own wonderment.
R2-D2 turned into a keg. Now that’s a special edition I can support.
You know, if this had been one of those wonky dumb fucking gadgets that Lucas gave this little metallic piece of shit in the Prequels, I’d be much more behind them.
London Theater using VOLUNTEEER NINJAS to silence rude moviegoers. Figured out ++
Talking in a London movie theater? You better stop. There are ninjas among you, ready to slice your fucking head off. Shit in your empty skull and drink it up like scat porridge. You’ve been warned. Okay, so some of this is true. Enough to entertain me!
NINTENDO announces ‘WII U’ PRICE AND LAUNCH DATE. Also, ‘NINTENDO TVii’ service.
Here are an assortment of Wii U details. This has to be the first console to drop in a long while where I’m pretty certain I want it just to want it.
‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ TRAILER: Nostalgia-powered faux-throwback.
One of the neatest things about Wreck-It Ralph is that it has absolutely no claim on our childhood. Despite that, it is working its best to worm its way into our nostalgia. This latest trailer keeps up that movement, driving its sugary stake into our childhood, a place it never came from.
