#September2012
Hopeless and Larocca have Cable on the run in new MARVEL NOW! title.
Goddamn Nate Summers. Homeboy is always, always, always on the run. Seems that ain’t changing at all during Marvel NOW!
Video: DEADPOOL goes ‘GANGNAM STYLE’
If seeing Deadpool rocking out with strangers to Gangnam Style can’t power you through the rest of the week, I don’t know what can. I will openly week for your decaying soul.
Police could create IMAGE OF SUSPECT’S FACE from their F**KING DNA. Yeah, science.
I don’t care that this is speculative nonsense, aiight? It is still fun as sheezy to think about. Recreating a suspect’s face from their DNA? Why, it is just the sort of Police State Wet Dream that The Man totally works their prostrate to.
NEW ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ DEV VIDEO has our boy hanging with the Founding Fathers or something.
What is better than some Assassin’s Creed during the American Revolution? The foreseen and obligatory George Washington sighting.
‘SKYFALL’ US POSTER has Bond sliding around on his ass. Dude, get up. Them some expensive pants.
New poster for Skyfall, with Danny Craig totally scuffing up his knickers. C’mon man!
‘300’ PREQUEL gets a new title. Somehow, it isn’t “BONER JAMS PART 2, MORE ABS.”
Probably one of my favorite things to do is slather myself in warming KY Jelly and quietly grind against the floor while watching 300. It ain’t gay if it ain’t porn, and it definitely ain’t gay if it is hands-off. That is what I tell myself. Soon I’ll have some new material, and it has itself a new title.
‘BAYONETTA 2’ announced for the ‘WII U’, daring me to buy the system [Trailer!]
How do you push systems? You find exclusives to make the gamers gooey groined. There are few things that make my crotch self-slather like a woman in glasses, clad in latex, killing things. Oh Nintendo, you know my weakness.
