#March2012
Video: BIOSHOCK: INFINTE Has Second “Heavy Hitter” Revealed, The Handyman
The second of BioShock: Infinite’s heavy hitters has been revealed, the handyman! Just don’t bend over or you’ll find out why the good chap earned that name. I kid! I cry. I kid because I cry inside.
Hit the jump to check out some video goodness.
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Views From The Space-Ship: Those Freeloading F**king Cats
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
‘THE AVENGERS’ JAPANESE TRAILER: New Footage, Same Soiled Underwear
More footage! Always more footage! A new nation, new footage. This time we have the Japanese trailer for The Avengers, and it’s got some sexy new glimpses into the Wunder-Marketing-Synergy-Kapow Flick.
Hit the jump to check it out.
THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Better Angels
Souuieeeee!!! Hold on to your butts, it’s time for another Walking Dead 2min Redux. With just 2 episodes remaining, many questions are still left unanswered. Will Carl’s balls ever drop? Is Randall a real character or just a humanoid plot device? Is Shane insane or a misunderstood genius? Did Daryl do a stint with CSI at one point? Will T-Dog speak? Surrender disbelief, and follow me into the depths of post apocalyptic dramzlol, right after the jump.
I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
Video: GM And NASA Create Real Life POWER GLOVE. Wield Responsibly!
GM and NASA have teamed-up to create the real life Power Glove. A technology so fierce you’ll finally be able to beat the piss out of that Test Your Strength machine at the local burger joint.
Hit the jump for video and details.
Walmart Launching Exclusive DISC-TO-DIGITAL Service Next Month. Hint: Don’t Use It
Walmart is banking on one of the essential facts of Western Rot-Gut civilization: the average folk will pay for someone else to do a remedial task for them, no matter how easy the actual task may be. I mean Jesus Christ, would you pay Walmart to convert a DVD into a digital file for you?
Double Fine Adventure Kickstarter Ends With $3+ Million Raised. Community High-Five!
Tim Schafer and the rest of Double Fine have a considerable amount of money to work with. Through their record-breaking Kickstarter they raised over $3 million, far surpassing the $400,000 they were aiming for.
Video: Self-Frothing Beer Mug Is Modern Day Polio Cure. Inappropriate Hyperbole.
It’s the afternoon here on the Eastern coast of the Empire. Work is drudging. We seek the chemical escape. Let us momentarily bask in the power of technology. A technology that gives us self-frothing beer mugs.
Hit the jump to watch it in action.
