#March2012
First ‘DARK SHADOWS’ TRAILER: Burton And Depp Continue Mutual Masturbatory Nonsense
Oh hey! It’s the trailer for the *latest* Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter movie. You know, Zany Whacky Time 10! Christ, they’re not even trying anymore.
Hit the jump to check it out.
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Game Reviewer WAS Fired Over That Shitty Kane & Lynch Score
Journey back with me, my friends. Let us ride the collective unconscious back into the fleeting moments of 2007. It was then that Jeff Gerstmann was fired from GameSpot. It was then!, that rumors and allegations came out that it was because he wouldn’t kiss the grimy ass of Kane & Lynch. Now let us come back to the present. March, 2012. It is now, some 4+ years later, that the rumor is confirmed.
THIS WEEK ON Justified: Loose Ends
After a long day of being accused of corruption and murder, Raylan likes to kick back, have a beer, and hide the weapon used to frame him. All in a day’s work for our favorite US Marshal.
Criminal Charges Dropped Against American Facing Year In Prison For ‘Obscene’ Manga
Last year, news came that Ryan Matheson was facing criminal charges in Canada for manga that had been found on his laptop. It has now been announced that the charges against Matheson have been dropped, but not without a concession on his part.
WWE and Lionsgate to Remake ‘LEPRECHAUN’. Naturally.
Leprechaun was one of many horror movies back in the day that scared the crud out of my bunghole. I was a bit of a candy ass, and I was often babysat by older cousins. As such I spent many summer afternoons cowering in the other room while chuckle fucks like the Leprechaun terrorized fictional neighborhoods. Now that pain and horror will be inflicted on a new generation of wimpy kids.
Bethesda To Announce ELDER SCROLLS MMO IN May. More Like RL Oblivion, Right?
Bethesda is set to announce an Elder Scrolls MMO this May, in an announcement that will take the series in a direction that can only make too much sense.
Warren Ellis’ GRAVEL To Be Adapted Into Film By Tim Miller
Tim Miller is a super-VFX-wizard whose work you may have seen most recently in the Fincher-powered Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. He was responsible for the opening credits sequence, which was both amazing and probably the only portion of the movie worth watching. Now he is going to helm the adaptation of the Warren Ellis comic book Gravel.
‘JURASSIC PARK’ Set For 3D Re-Release Next Year. OH JOY.
Steven Spielberg may lament changing E.T., but it appears he isn’t beyond throwing together some shitty 3D for a re-release of Jurassic Park. Hey, you win some, you lose some.
Dude Makes Successful 13-Mile SPACE JUMP. Brazen ++
Felix Baumgartner is a man who has leaped from something approximating space, and lived to tell the tale. The good sir, with Red Bull as his co-pilot and sponsor, plummeted to the Earth from 13-miles up.
