#February2012

Facebook IPO Could Net California $2.5 Billion In Tax Revenue. Make It Rain!

California is looking to make some serious cheddar when Facebook goes public. Though Facebook has yet to go public, wizards with calculators are estimating that it could net Facebook billions in income taxes.

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‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.

Errbuddy Strike A Pose.

Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers  is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.

Hit the jump. Strike a pose.

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Scientists Can Now Create Human Eggs From Stem Cells. The Rubicon Is Being Crossed.

Oh lord, we’re tampering with the Seals of the Cosmos. Exceeding our limits. 7-Eleven? Dubstep? Both tempt the Lords of Kobol to smite us. However if those haven’t incurred a Wrath in the Year of the Mayan Oblivion, this may finally do us in. We can now create human eggs from stem cells.

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Bethesda Now Hiring ‘Future Generation Console Programmers’, IT’S COMING

Ain’t no purpose denying it no more. The next generation is slowly walking into gaming’s party. Sauntering in through the side door. The signs are everywhere! The latest one is none other than Bethesda hiring programmers for the next cadre of gaming consoles.

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Kindle’s Free 3G Connection Gets Hacked For Tethering. Righteous.

Here’s a bit of ingenuity for you. Hacker  Andrew D’Angelo  has hacked the Kindle’s free 3G connection and gotten it to function as a tethering sumbitch. Pretty outstanding.

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Video: Seth Rogen Crushes Chris Brown, Owns It Up At 2012 Spirit Awards.

I had been tiring of Seth Rogen and his  shtick  for a while now, but last weekend he reinvigorated my love for him. Speaking at the 2012 Spirit Awards he spit general hot fire, but clinched my approval for the verbal tire iron he swung at the piece of utter  refuse, Chris Brown.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Buying All The ‘Mass Effect 3’ DLC Would Run You $870. Oh EA, F**K You.

There’s an assload of DLC coming out for Mass Effect 3. All of it is strewn through a variety of mediums – from other game purchases to figurines to a fucking headset. So much for a cohesive experience. All of this DLC, should you wish to acquire it, would run you $870.

Hit the break for the rundown.

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TRAILER: OFWGKTA’s Adult Swim Madness, ‘Loiter Squad’

OFWFKTA continue their domination with their Adult Swim show. It looks equal parts Tim and Eric  and Jackass. I know I’ll be watching. Definitely an acquired taste, and that taste is something like “juvenile dementia”.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Neil Gaiman Is A F**king Scientologist? [Update] Neil To OL: No

[Caff note: This originally started as an “Awesome Comments” post a few days ago, but Neil himself commented to clarify so I’ve since updated it.]

Did you have any idea that Neil Gaiman was a Scientologist? Or might be one? I had no idea either. Then a Truth Bomber by the name of John Constantaine drudged up a post from last June and went to down with his knives of illumination.

Hit the jump for the entire spiel.

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‘Mad Men’ Season 5 Gets A Poster. I Missed You, Donnie D.

Are you like me, ready to gobble up anything Mad Men  related? Then I got a poster for you! Not interested? No harm! No foul! Keep moseying.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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