#January2012

‘Captain America & Bucky’ Becoming ‘Captain America & Hawkeye’ Why.

I was just bemoaning the lack of consistency in Marvel’s titles these days, with a ridiculous amount sporting amorphic titles and numbering. Just bemoaning it! Then I caught this. Captain America & Bucky is becoming Captain America & Hawkeye, but should really be titled There’s A Fucking Avengers Movie, Guys!

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Video: Two More Tattooine-Like Planets Orbiting Binary Stars? Force-Swoon.

There was a Tattooine-like planet discovered last year that orbited two stars. Swag! It was thought that this planet was something of an oddity, but apparently there’s a lot more Binary Sunsets occurring throughout the galaxy than previously first thought.

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New ‘Hunger Games’ Image Has Katniss and Peeta Training. Most Important: JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

Oh hai it’s just an inconsequential Hunger Games promo picture, but dammit it’s Jennifer Lawrence. This means everything!

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Cover Of EW’s 2012 Forecast Issue

The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.

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Capcom Celebrates 25 Years of ‘Street Fighter’ With Dope Logo.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, I’m getting old. Street Fighter is turning 25 this year. It feels like just yesterday I was earning my  callouses  in some  ludicrous  Hadouken-Throwing Battles.

Hit the jump for Capcom’s celebratory logo artwork.

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Star Wars-Themed Van For Sale On eBay. Shaggin’ Wagon Skywalker Style.

Star-Wars-Themed-Van.

Oh Lord the shit I would spend my money on if I had a ridiculous disposable income. I can’t think (at least in this ill-formed moment) of anything more I want than this heinous Star Wars van, and it could be mine. If I had the cheddar.

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Frank Darabont Tells About His Canned ‘Walking Dead’ Season 2 Opener. I Miss You, Frankie.

Frank Darabont has revealed what he would have done for his second season Walking Dead opener. In doing so, he has totally undermined my idea that him leaving wasn’t a big deal. I admit I’m wrong, okay! Fuck! It’s okay, it’s cathartic for me.

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‘Avatar 2’ May Already Be Delayed? I See You, James Cameron!

Go ahead and search the OL backlogs. I was one of those rubes duped by the shiny gadgets and nonsense of Avatar. Then I saw it again, was horrified, and puked throughout the years as the 3D nightmare ensued. Avatar 2 is delayed? Fucking good.

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AMC Making ‘GoodFellas’ TV Series. Yet, Rubicon Died.

Invariably, everything that AMC does from here on out that pisses me off is going to be contrasted with their decision to let Rubicon die. Walking Dead sucks!, Rubicon died. The Killing sucks!, Rubicon died. They’re making a fucking GoodFellas TV show!…Rubicon died.

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Sony Isn’t Planning To Announce PlayStation 4 At E3. My Wallet Sighs In Relief.

Ready for a PlayStation 4? Well hold on, yo! You’re going to have to wait a bit longer for your mega-polygonal-joy-boost gaming experience. Sony has announced at CES that they ain’t going to be showing their new fantasti-machine at this year’s Electronic E-Something Expo.

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