#August2011
Variant Covers: Smile! The DC Relaunch Is Here!
The DC relaunch is here. Hide your children. The DC relaunch is here. Jim Lee is ruining your favorite characters’ costumes. The DC relaunch is here. They’re going to treat the Universe’s continuity like a buffet line. Picking and choosing what to keep. The DC relaunch is here. Their talking heads are spitting double-speak corporate nonsense, starring in embarrassing videos. The DC relaunch is here, they’re taking away our handicapped heroine, dragging Wildstorm and Vertigo characters into their orbit. The DC relaunch is here, and they’re going same-day digital and stabbing your favorite crusty old comic book store in the heart with a solid gold stake.
The DC relaunch is here.
And I think it’s for the best.
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Super Smash Bros. Melee Hits Splash Mountain. Like A Boss. (What?)
We all think we handle the Splash Mountain picture like a boss. C’mon, you think your pose is hilarious when the flash comes. Running down to check it out. We’ve been bested, friends.
Feast your eyes on the beauty that is Super Smash Bros. Melee among the plunge.
Video: Lucas Has Added The Vader “Nooo!’ To Return Of The Jedi. F**king Hell.
I first read this news when I was at dinner tonight. I had 32 oz of Sam Adams in me, and it took everything in my power not to flip my steak tips and puke blood onto the table. George Lucas has (purportedly) made two audio changes to the Original Trilogy in the Blu-Ray release.
One of them is adding the Vader ‘Nooo!’ to Jedi.
Hit the jump to hear them.
Mari0: Playable Super Mario Bros…With A Portal Gun. Outstanding.
There’s a two man team called Stab Yourself who are endeavoring to bring to the world Mari0. The original Super Mario Bros modified with a fucking portal gun. It is as amazing as it sounds. It’s currently in development for Windows, Linux, and OSX. Please lord let this come to light.
Hit the jump to see it in motion.
Video: ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’ Is Now Ongoing Web Series, Episode One Here.
Earlier this year I posted a short fan film called ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’. It was pretty radical and maybe even gnarly at the time, and so it’s goodness for me that it’s become an ongoing web series.
Hell yeah!
Hit the jump to check out the first episode.
Marvel’s ‘Fearless’ Teaser Features Raw Skin, Absurd Cleavage.
Really, Frank Cho? You had to give Sin, the daughter of the Red Skull hulking, massive, painfully engorged breasts? Sigh. It’s particularly impressive that she can flaunt such things given the fact that her arms are skeleton gaunt.
Whatever!
Hit the jump for the teaser for Fear Itself: Fearless.
Poster: They Live x Super Mario Bros. = OMFG 1980s Bliss.
By artist Fro, the greatest mash-up of Super Mario and Rowdy Roddy Piper. Ever.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Beyonce’s VMAS Pregnancy Reveal Breaks Twitter Records.
Beyonce revealed that she was pregnant Sunday night during MTV’s Celebrity Musicians Masturbating Other Celebrity Musicians Extravaganza. I knew this was enough to send fourteen year-old girls (or those stuck in that emotional state which is another 54% of our pop-culture HIVE MIND) into a tweeting frenzy. What I didn’t expect is that it would crush previous records of tweets. Per second. Per! Second!
BioWare: Commander Shepard’s Story Done With ‘Mass Effect 3’. Makes Sense.
BioWare has come out and made official what I had assumed: Commander Shepard’s place in the Mass Effect universe will be completed with the final installment of their first trilogy. A single tear slides down my cheek in commemoration of the good lass I’ve spent so many hours with.
‘Fallout Monopoly’ Is The Board Game I’ve Been Dying For.
Check this out. deviantART contributor PinkAxolotl created ‘Fallout: Monopoly’, an homage to both Fallout and the destroyed economic system that will surely not exist (well, I guess it will be in a much different manner) after the bombs drop and we’re all running around Megaton.
Hit the jump to check it out.
