#August2011

Rich Chinese Dude Offers To Buy 0.3% Of Iceland. Collecting Vikings!

China’s 16th richest person wants to buy himself some fucking Iceland. Not like a couple of houses. Naw, son. Dream! Dream big. His name is Huang Nubo and he wants to buy 300 square kilometers of wilderness.

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‘Captain America’ Writer Wants Peter Dinklage To Play MODOK In Sequel. Tyriontastic.

Peter Dinklage’s performance as Tyrion in ‘Game of Thrones’ is often times the highlight of the show for me, amid a collection of excellent performances and great scenes. So I love  the idea of him playing MODOK in the Captain America sequel. I also  love the concept of MODOK being in the movie.

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THIS WEEK ON True Blood: Burning Down The House

Just wait until you see the last scene, my friend Adam told me. True Blood, he said, is a truly awful show. Momentous words coming from the only dude in my group of friends who still watches this show besides me. One by one the buddies of mine have ducked out. Everyone else has been felled by the trite themes, the clichéd characters, and the spread-thin storylines.

Just wait until you see the last scene.

And saw I did.

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Dude gets Bane tattoo from ‘Dark Knight Rises’. Commitment.

I have to admire this dude’s moxie. There’s a certain amount of insanity that it takes to get a tattoo of a character in a costume that looks awful out of context  and may very well look awful in context  tattooed to your arm a year before the movie comes out. An insanity I can relate to.

Hit the jump to check her out in all her glory.

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Justin Lin Wants To Bring Back Sarah Connor For ‘Terminator 5’. Hell Yeah.

I’m going to continue to throw my chips in with Justin Lin’s potential Terminator 5. At the very least I’m expecting a movie with some terrific action, and at best it could be a legitimately dope installment in the series. Lin continues to talk shop regarding the project, and he’s expressed interest in bringing back Sarah Connor. Whoop whoop!

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Breaking Bad: Problem Dog

And finally, the answer to the twice asked “Do you know how much money I make a year?” is put out there for Skyler to gasp at. Walter, after expenses, makes $7.5 million a year. A much greater amount than Skyler was expecting and one certainly not able to be laundered in a car wash. She has no choice but to continue on with the front – once the car wash opened its doors Skyler became an accomplice. No backing out now.

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Anonymous’ Use of Guy Fawkes Masks Actually Helps WB Make Money. LOL Irony.

Anonymous has become synonymous  with their use of Guy Fawkes masks in public. An unforeseen correlation is the driving up of profits for WB, a fat cat corporation who makes mad money off the sales of these masks. The irony. It’s delicious. I am ladling it into my mouth. Yum!

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‘Sin City 2’ Script Being Written! By ‘The Departed’ Screenwriter William Monahan

Well I don’t believe it. Sin City 2 could actually be happening. I know, I know. Seems a bit ludicrous, we’ve been tricked before! I have proof now! Proof! They have a screenwriter. That has to count for something,right?

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BioWare Reveals The Official FemShep For ‘Mass Effect 3’. Fiery Redheaded Goodness.

The voting is over frreal, and BioWare has revealed the official FemShep that’ll grace Mass Effect 3. Who’d you vote for? What do you think of the current iteration?

Hit the jump to check out what she looks like.

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Brian Wood To Work For Marvel, Writing ‘Wolverine’ Title? Glory Be! Yes!

Brian Wood’s DC exclusive stint is coming to an end with the conclusion of DMZ and the cancellation of Northlanders looming. What’s he going to do in addition to use usual plate of creator-owned material? Apparently rock out with Sir Logan of Cut-A-Lot.

Hit the jump for the teaser poster.

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