The next Batty-Man video game is going to be all up in the prequel bidness. Not only that, Flying Rodent Fans, it is also going to feature the Justice League.
New ‘BATMAN’ Game Is Prequel To ‘ARKHAM ASYLUM’, Features Justice League.
July 11th, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredCatwoman Is A Playable Character In ‘Batman: Arkham City’. Latexgasm. Hard.
June 1st, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Pigs! If oogling Catwoman from afar in Batman: Arkham City wasn’t good enough for you, now you’ve hit the jackpot. Selina Kyle isn’t just going to be a latex-clad foil and sexual dynamo for the players to drool over. No sir! She’s going to be a fully playable character. A manipulable fetish object for everyone to enjoy. This was revealed today in an impressively sexist trailer complete with gratuitous shots of ass, glistening lips, and a “warrior pose” which has Kyle arching her back, pushing out her tits, and posing for your enjoyment.
Female empo-meow-erment, lol, get it? Awful, I know.
Hit the jump for the reveal trailer.
The Penguin In ‘Arkham City’ Is The D-Bag You Know and Love (?).
May 23rd, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Rocksteady Studios has dropped their rendition and interpretation of The Penguin from Arkham City on our asses, and it’s the same character we’ve come to know throughout years of Bat lore.
The Riddler Is All Up In Batman: Arkham City.
March 17th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
The Riddler isn’t just some sidegame in Arkham City like he was in the first Batman game by Rocksteady Studios. No sir. According to Destructoid, The Riddler won’t be “just be taunting Batman this time around, but would have a physical presence in the world of Arkham City.”
Outstanding.
Hit the jump for a few new images of Mr. Nygma and Bats.
Here’s Some Batman: Arkham City Concept Art. Insert Pun.
March 14th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
You hankering for some Batman: Arkham City? Here’s some gorgeous concept art to hold you over.
Batman: Arkham City Droppin’ October 18; Bat Bulge!
March 11th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Batman: Arkham City is officially dropping on October 18. What the fuck, Eidos! You had to release Arkham City right before the teeth of the gaming season. Son of a bitch. It would have been so much nicer to drop this dime in the middle of the summer. I could have kicked back, not worried about the deluge of games coming, and slowly manipulated my controller to the sight of Selina Kyle all done up in her latex and the such. Would have been astounding.
Hit the jump for some new images of this beast.
New Arkham City Screens! The Joker and Cleavage!
February 16th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Every batch of Arkham City screens features at least one image pimping some glorious cleavage or latex bound babe. This is crop is no exception, and I think we all know how pleased I am with it. Oh yeah, the Joker is in it too.
Hit the jump for some new looks at the bonerfying sequel to Asylum.
New Arkham City Screens Have Uncle Two-Face, and Cleavage.
February 2nd, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
I’m quite often forgetting that we’re getting ourselves a sequel this year to Arkham Asylum. Righteous. There were some new screens dropped today that have kindly reminded me of this fact, through propaganda pieces and the obligatory huge-chested female character.
Interested? Hit the jump.
Batman: Arkham Asylum Sequel Is Titled; Promises Catwoman and Chaos
August 5th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
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Batman: Arkham Asylum was one of my favorite video games of last year. Going around kicking ass as the god damn Batman? Win. And now we have a title for the sequel, Batman: Arkham City. Well then. Apparently they didn’t learn shit from what happened at Arkham, let’s fill an entire city! with sociopaths. Just kidding. I assume there’s going to be some sort of outbreak that allows the douchery to flood into Gotham proper.
Kotaku:
The sequel, in development by Rocksteady Studios, has players taking Batman into Arkham City, the new maximum security home for all of Gotham City’s criminals. This new prison is described as a heavily fortified walled-prison in the heart of Gotham City.
The game will include story that “draws together a new all-star cast of classic characters and murderous villains from the Batman universe, as well as a vast range of new and enhanced gameplay features to deliver the ultimate experience as the Dark Knight,” according to the press release.
Super-dope-time. If you peep closely, I think you can see Two-Face in the background of the Game Informer cover, which, of course, gets me percolating.
