#June2018

NASA’s Curiosity rover discovers methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does this mean?!

nasa mars methane changes

NASA’s Curiosity rover has dug up some pretty fucking rad findings. The methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does that mean? Good fucking question!

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NASA has extended its Jupiter mission by three-years. Juno ain’t got time to die (yet)!

nasa extend jupiter mission

NASA, much like my wife, ain’t done with its largest, gassiest giant. Not yet, at least. They’ve announced they’re extending the life of the Juno mission by at least three-years.

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Space Swoon: NASA drops Lagoon Nebula fly-through live shots to celebrate its 28th Anniversary

I say, goddamn. To celebrate its 28th anniversary, NASA has dropped a “fly through” video of the Lagoon Nebula. It’s about as cosmically pornographic as you’d expect, too.

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures gorgeous look at Saturn’s moon, Dione

nasa cassini dione

The amount of dope pictures sent back by Cassini is fucking preposterous, my dudes.

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Space Swoon: Colorized photo of Pluto proves that while it may not be a planet, it is gorgeous

pluto colorized photo

NASA has dropped a gorgeous colorized photo of Pluto. Man, the planet may have been demoted to dwarf status, but that don’t make this photo any less pretty.

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NASA wants to send a probe to Alpha Centauri in 2069, assuming we exist then, right?

nasa probe alpha centauri 2069

Hyperbolic headline is hyperbolic! But, what portion of it is hyperbolic? The part about NASA? The part about us existing in 2069? Both? Neither? What ever the case, pulling this off would be fucking rad.

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NASA and Google found first solar system with 8 planets like our own, Pluto is like pfft

nasa google solar system eight planets

NASA and Google have teamed-up to find a solar system like ours, sporting eight planets. Cool! I mean, cool? It’s neat.

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Bad Ass: Voyager 1’s thrusters have been fired up for the first time in 37 years

voyager 1 thrusters fired up 37 years

No big whup. NASA Wizards have just dusted off Voyager 1’s old as fuck code, and successfully fired up its thrusters for the first time in 37 goddamn years.

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Space Swoon: Earth viewed from 10,000 miles away is resplendent as fuck

earth 10000 miles away

Drink in some perspective, swine! Do so by checking out this glorious image of Earth, taken some 10,000 miles away.

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures Saturn’s gorgeous clouds

nasa cassini saturn cloud swirls

Here’s just Cassini, doing more Cassini-type dope ass shit.

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