My lordy, this is a gorgeous image. Taken by Rogelio Bernal Andreo, it depicts the Milky Way Galaxy as seen from a secluded park in none other than California.
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Saturn’s Enceladus is MOONING us beautifully. Get it? (I hate myself.)
May 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
NASA draws (unintentional) GIANT DONG on the surface of Mars. Space Freud.
April 24th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I’m glad that the aliens watching us fumble around our (obvious) initial birthplace on the surface of Mars get to bask in our ability to draw giant cocks. Oh yeah sure, we totally “didn’t mean to draw a furious cock on Mars”, but at the very least we have gone full Space Freud.
This SUPERNOVA REMNANT goes Jiggly Puff.
April 23rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Goes Jiggly Puff? Hey, I don’t know. How the fuck do you describe a sexy picture of a supernova’s remnant? I got nothing.
RIDICULOUS: Hubble’s infrared image of the HORSEHEAD NEBULA.
April 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I say goddamn! The Hubble has snapped an image of the rather well-known Horsehead Nebula. However, this picture ain’t like the one you’ve probably seen. This one is even more fucking gorgeous.
Space swoon: The MILKY WAY rises up in the Chilean night sky.
April 21st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I ain’t never seen the Milky Way rise in the night sky, though if I ever do I am certain I will fall to my knees in space-supplication.
White House says NASA’S NEXT BIG MISSION is capturing an asteroid. Aiiiiiiight.
April 6th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Watch out, asteroids. Your days of romping about the space neighborhood with unfettered access shall soon be over. Uncle Sam is aiming NASA at its next goal, and it is to capture an asteroid. It ain’t exactly Mars, but….I don’t know. Yay?
Hubble breaks record for FURTHEST SUPERNOVA ever detected.
April 4th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Hubble has broken its previous record for the furthest supernova explosion ever detected. It’s like, really, really, really far away. Would probably take Superman like three or four days to get there. (And he’s faster than the Flash.)
MARS CURIOSITY back to active status after two days in ‘safe mode.’ Rise, Rover. Rise!
March 20th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
You can’t keep a Mars Rover down. The little Johnny-5 (that is how I picture it, okay?) has risen out of the ashes of two days of safe mode. Blast it with cosmic rays, it’ll just take a nap for a few days. Now the little nuclear-powered fucker is ready to continue tilling the Red Planet for all of us.
MARS ROVER has findings that confirm the Red Planet was once capable of life. Bradburyboner.
March 12th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
The Mars Curiosity Rover Guy has found conditions on the aforementioned Red Planet that suggest the planet was once suitable for life. The real question becomes (obviously), when did we destroy Ares before we fled here to the Blue Marble? Don’t fuck with me, I’ve seen the face on the planet and everything. It makes sense. Tell me, Illuminati! Tell me!
