#May2012
BioWare Making Fan-Designed ‘MASS EFFECT Hoodies Into Actual Products. Hell Yeah.
Remember those fan-designed Mass Effect hoodies I dropped a while back? Well, they are going to be procurable. ‘Cause they’re going to be real. Really real. Not like your friend Tildo The Unicorn Man, who haunts you in your dreams and tickles you while you’re in class.
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‘MASS EFFECT’ HOODIES Are Gaming Threads Worth Wearing
Talented son of a bitch and deviantART user lupodirosso dropped the thunder this week in the form of some mock-ups for Mass Effect hoodies. They’re sexy. They’re styling. They’re almost enough to wash the ME3 ending-inflicted vomit-flecked blood-stains off my walls.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Press Start: BioWare Eats A League Of Fart Cup Cakes
Welcome to Press Start!, the weekly column where we blab about the happenings in the world of gaming in the past seven days. It’s done-up as a list, ‘cause motherfuckers love lists. Audience participation is encouraged, so if you see something absent from the list let’s get some dialogue going in the comments section. However as you make your way to the microphone be mindful of the urine-and-tacks filled balloons hanging above. They will punish the spiteful.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Will Add VARIATIONS, Not Choices. F**k You, BioWare.
BioWare is continuing to clarify what’s going on in Mass Effect 3: Our Attempt To Unfuck Cut, and it continues to sound like a bag of rotting dicks.
‘MASS EFFECT 3: EXTENDED CUT’ Is FREE DLC Due This Summer
Right after I comment on the fact that Jennifer Hale hasn’t dropped any lines as Commander Shepard for future Mass Effect 3 content comes this BioWare statement about the “new” ending that has been promised.
Commander Shepard Hasn’t Recorded Any New ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Dialogue. For Now.
BioWare has promised the groaning, miserable legions of Mass Effect 3 detractors a new ending. What they haven’t promised is a release date for this new ending, or told them what the ending would contain. As well, if there’s going to anything with Shepard in this new ending, one of the voice actors isn’t any wiser than we are about it.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Producer Promises “NEW CONTENT” To Bring “CLOSURE”. The Sound Of Back Peddling Feet.
Mass Effect producer Casey Hudson has finally addressed the herds of people who are bat-tits crazy with hate for the Mass Effect 3 ending. In commenting on them, he promises more content (for a fucking price!, obviously) that will help bring closure to “more passionate” fans.
I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
