#April2020
‘Atomic Blonde 2’ in development at Netflix! Fuck yeah, to having nice things!
Atomic Blonde 2 is coming to Netflix, baby! I really enjoyed Atomic Blonde. Directed by one-half of the original John Wick team (though, I would argue Leitch has made far worse career choices since then), it mixed neon 80s synth and abject brutality! It didn’t really light the world on fire (though it was profitable), so I lost hope for a sequel. But, we have been rewarded, motherfuckers!
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Monday Morning Commute: A Trip Away From Oblivion
How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This flesh-sack, organic-computer, consumption-bot? I’m doing fine.
It’s that weird period of the summer where I’m done teaching, but I still have to go into work.
Just enough of a busy schedule to spend an hour, hour-and-fifteen, or hour-and-a-half in my car, each way, for four days a week.
Just enough of a busy schedule to fight traffic to tutor a couple folks to sit idly waiting to see if anyone else is will need tutoring.
Invariably: they won’t.
Invariably: I’ll sit, eyes-crossed, soul-exhaling-a-continuous-malaise, browsing Tumblr, Facebook, whateverwhatever.
Invariably: then I leave, fighting traffic back to my domicile.
How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This animated-rot, permanent-horndog, masturbation-factory? I’m doing fine.
This is Monday Morning Commute.
Weekend Open Bar: Future Club
Man, it’s been a hot minute since I opened up the Bar, huh? Whelp, ain’t got no excuse outside of the usual ones. Lethargy, malaise, a preference for staring at butts and memes over creating. You know, the usual shit. But! Fuck! I’m here. But! Fuck! I’m excited to spend the Weekend (Open Bar) with you folks.
‘Atomic Blonde’ Trailer #2: I Chose This Life
I’m not gonna lie (NGL!), I can’t even watch this trailer. I’m too fucking excited for Atomic Blonde. My personal hype levels are already redlining, and I imagine this next glimpse into the flick will break me.
Monday Morning Commute: Don’t Stop Me Now!
Hello, friends. Hello, comrades. Passersby, lurkers, regulars. Hello, hello, hello. We are on Day Three of my Spring Break, which is also Day Three of my wife being away on a vacation in Belize.
Don’t fret! I’ve washed my ass. Don’t fret! My animals are alive. Don’t fret! I’m eating. Don’t fret, don’t fret, don’t fret. Oh sure, it’s a half-hearted scrub. Oh sure, they’re bored of me and I’m bored of them. Oh sure, no vegetables have been spotted near my throat-chasm since last week.
Am I losing my mind? Always.
Am I feeling Cabin Fever? I hope not, because there’s a blizzard coming tomorrow that’s going to pin me right in this house.
Am I hoping you’ll come hang out in Monday Morning Commute? Share what you’re enjoying-looking-forward-to-thinking-about-consuming this week?
Absolutely.
‘Atomic Blonde’ Red Band Trailer: Charlize Theron Goes John Wick
Holy shit. Charlize Theron has teamed-up with one of the directors of the original John Wick for one gorgeous heaping of ultra-sexy ultra-violence. Theron is a Cold War operative dealing out all sorts of Wick-esque fury, while still finding time to seduce various spies and look intimidating doing both.
Warning. This Red Band trailer is RED BAND AS FUCK.
