#Slop Culture

McDonald’s may be getting All-Day Breakfast menu. Praise the Lard Gods! Old and New!


Well, ain’t this fortuitous. I’m going to be moving to a house with a McDonald’s smack dab in the middle of the route home. And now said McDonald’s is going to be peddling my fat ass hash browns all goddamn day.

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Bill Simmons is getting his own HBO show


Bill Simmons has given the pop culture landscape a lot. I admit that, acknowledge it. And move on from it. ‘Cause he’s also the maestro of bloviating, crappy pop culture references, and other nonsense. So I don’t really give a fuck about him moving to HBO on a personal level, but it’s interesting as far as Pop Culture Developments go.

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‘Age of Ultron’ x ‘Wizard of Oz’ = The Cowardly Odinson

Watch: ‘Always Sunny’ x ‘Batman v Superman’ = ‘DayMan V NightMan: Dawn of Troll Toll’

Watch: C-3PO and R2-D2 throw down in 1979 ‘All Japan Pro Wrestling’ match

‘Fight Club’ Rock Opera coming courtesy of Julie Taymor, David Fincher, and Trent Reznor


What the fuck is going on.

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“Describe Omega Level’s Ideal Blogging Aesthetic In One Gif”

Watch: Brock Lesnar x ‘Street Fighter 2′ = Car Destruction

Grant Morrison has been named Editor-in-Chief of ‘Heavy Metal’ magazine

Well thenz

Oh, Grant Morrison. I shouldn’t even fucking attempt to predict what you’ll be up to next.

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J.K. Rowling announces play, ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child'; opening in 2016

its happeningz

J.K. Rowling can’t seem to quit Harry Potter, and I can’t seem to blame her. It’s a goddamn cash cow. And, you know, it’s beloved by millions who will happily slurp on the teat of New Content from their beloved universe. Which, as a Star Wars sloven, I completely get.

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