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Watch: Brock Lesnar x ‘Street Fighter 2′ = Car Destruction

Grant Morrison has been named Editor-in-Chief of ‘Heavy Metal’ magazine

Well thenz

Oh, Grant Morrison. I shouldn’t even fucking attempt to predict what you’ll be up to next.

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J.K. Rowling announces play, ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child'; opening in 2016

its happeningz

J.K. Rowling can’t seem to quit Harry Potter, and I can’t seem to blame her. It’s a goddamn cash cow. And, you know, it’s beloved by millions who will happily slurp on the teat of New Content from their beloved universe. Which, as a Star Wars sloven, I completely get.

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Watch: Woody Harrelson from ‘True Detective’ reacts to ‘Game of Thrones’ S5

Watch: ‘Mario Kart’ x ‘Mad Max’ = ‘Mario Kart: Fury Road’

Watch: ‘Mad Max’ x ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ = ‘Unbreakable Furiosa’

Die, Novelty, Die: Disney (maybe) planning ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel TV channels

star warssss

Disney: They don’t just want to flood ocular globules with Marvel and Star Wars properties. They want to extract every last ounce of novelty out of those Universes, and ensure they become nothing more than another cog in their cultural imperialist machine. But uh! Maybe cool?

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Watch: ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ as 8-Bit Game

Nintendo is coming to Universal Theme Parks

=UIVERSAL NINTENDER

Well, Universal was already my favorite theme park, courtesy of its Marvel alliance. And now it is like, totally, indubitably, my number one stunner.

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Louis C.K. is the Batman we need, not the Batman we deserve.