Jesus fucking Christ, The Fifth Element is celebrating its 20th Anniversary? Man. These bones. These balls. Creaky and saggy, but such is the passage of time. Anyways. Anyways! To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the movie’s soundtrack is getting a vinyl release. For the first time ever.
I like a lot of shit about Netflix’s Luke Cage, and the fantastic soundtrack is one component of said shit. Well, I can’t be in the fucking minority, either. ‘Cause Netflix is releasing the banging soundtrack on gorgeous ass vinyl. Now, I don’t have a record player. But if I did, I would briefly consider buying this shit, before realizing I am too cheap.
File this one under what *really* should be a category around here, given the frequency with which I reference it: reasons Ian should have a record player.
So. This trailer is damn old. And despite really liking it, I didn’t post it. Which explains why our own Eduardo Pluto hasn’t seen it. Yeah, I’m ignoring the fact that he probably only comes here when I link him, because he’s swine and I suck. But yeah! So this looks fucking bonkers. Patrick Stewart as a Nazi, versus Punks. It’s, it’s incredible.
I am the perfect patient for such a convergence of dork. iPhone user? Check. Metal listener? Check. Mash-up sucker? Check.
Man. A niche of a niche of a niche. If vinyls are for a select few, then gaming vinyls are for an even more cloistered segmentation of the population. Which I’m all for, frankly. Fetishize your fetishes. Lord knows I do.
Monument Valley is objectively awesome. One of the reasons it is so objectively awesome is its soundtrack, which complimented the wonderful visuals, and atmosphere.
I don’t fuck with vinyl. Seems like a dark, addictive, compulsive road. And I’m a guy with enough addictions already: masturbating, caffeine, Funk POP! toys. But man. I would be all over this gorgeous Street Fighter II soundtrack re-release if I were to pick up another bad habit in collecting vinyl.