‘Final Fantasy XV’ TGS Trailer: Cool Cars & Big Swords

Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy XV is weird, man. Got itself some sexy visuals. Some nice music. But it’s certainly a war of disparate parts, and that perhaps could fuckin’ work. Got these Ass Sniffin’ Bros paling around one second, and the next second they’re running headfirst into giant dinosaurs and shit. I wasn’t expecting this much uh, fantasy? in the game, so I’m interested to see how it is all pulled together. Provided, you know, this shit ever actually arrives.

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Apple awarded patent that could stop texting in theaters. Maybe. Odd.

On one hand, this is a pretty radical concept. Preventing people form texting in theaters! Huzzah! On the other hand, what about emergency calls from your loved ones? There is that weird line between being helpfully connected, and hopelessly inundated with the data stream.

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ABC greenlights JOSS WHEDON-powered ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series. F**k yes.

Fuck yeah. I didn’t see this coming out of the Joss Whedon deal with the Marvel Monolith. At all. The good sir has received the greenlight to rock out on a S.H.I.E.L.D. television series. This is…weird. But awesome.

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Jennifer Lopez Producing Live Action ‘Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?’. My Childhood Just Vomited.

Jennifer Lopez, best known in the Halls of my Memories for giving me newly-adolescent boners is taking on a more pristine memory, forged before I used to dry hump carpets: Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

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Uncharted 2 Tweets For You, Allowing You To Express Nathan Drake’s Awesomeness In 150 chars.


Yes, Uncharted 2 features Twitter integration. Wowzers. What exactly can you tweet?

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