Helen Mirren cast in ‘Fast 8’, best movie ever confirmed

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Helen Mirren is joining Fast 8. Which, if they provide her with dope cars to drive, and stellar guns to shoot, means the movie is officially the best movie ever made by human or A.I.

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‘Battlestar Galactica’ Movie News: ‘Westworld’ writer adapting, Francis Lawrence maybe directing


This is uh, this is news. I don’t really think Francis Lawrence is a good director, and all we’ve heard about Westworld is that it’s been a production calamity. So, yeah. Take this news however you wish.

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F. Gary Gray (‘Straight Outta Compton’) expected to direct ‘Furious 8’

F. Gary Gray.

I haven’t seen Straight Outta Compton, but — it’s supposed to be a dope movie. So I’m glad that its director is expected to handle the next Furious flick. A hell of an upgrade from previous rumors — Vinny D himself, or the director of the first F&F movie.

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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro

Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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‘BATTLESHIP’ drags down Universal Pictures profits by over $80 milli. Everyone dance.

It is a tasty world when a flick based off of a board game fails in rather spectacular fashion. Not usually one to rub salt in the wound, I never the less still enjoy dancing on the ashes of this movie.

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