This trailer for Venom looks so, so fucking stupid.
Yesterday, I gnashed teeth about the possibility of a Dredd TV show. Today, I turn my withering fanboy fuck-face glare upon the Mad Max franchise. Tom Hardy says there will be more movies. But, like, various motherfuckers been saying that since 2015.
Hey! It’s the Venom trailer! Without Venom! The majority of people I’ve talked to about the Venom trailer are shrugging at best. I can get not wanting to give an enormous glimpse at the titular symbiote in the first trailer, but, man. This trailer a resounding yawn.
Not much to say here, I mean, right? The Tom Hardy-starring Venom movie’s cast continues to come together, and, well. So far it’s pretty impressive.
Snark aside, I’m pretty excited for the Venom flick. Terms like “Cronenberg” and “Body Horror” have been bandied about, and, fuck, Tom Hardy. With Michelle Williams joining the cast, my quietly simmering excitement continues to build.
I, I just don’t care Venom movie. I know that Tom Hardy is starring in it. Awesome. I know the director of Zombieland is directing it. Awesome. But, man. My apathy. How about you?
The first full trailer for Nolan’s Dunkirk is here, folks. And it’s everything you’d expect from a trailer for a Nolan flick. Gorgeous cinematography. Cillian Murphy. Rousing music. I’m ready.
Mr. Nolan has himself a new movie, and it is called Dunkirk. The flick is going to be set during World War II, with Tom Hardy, Kenneth Branagh, and Mark Rylance in talks to star. Sure! Sounds good. Hoping for a rally after Interstellar Love Story About Fourth Dimensional Trite Aliens, personally.
My brain-stem and rot-guts are so ready for this movie.