‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Super Bowl Trailer: No Sleep ‘Til Technodrome

Krang is going to be in ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’


Man. The second TMNT is going to fucking feature Krang? Maybe it’s time I cajoled Bateman into getting stoned and watching the first one, cause I gotta, I just fucking gotta, see that Brain-Assed Bastard in the second movie. For better or worse.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Trailer: Oh Yeah This Franchise



I’m going to level with you. I came up with the title before I watched the trailer because of Internet descriptions. Because you know what? This actually looks like it may be really fun in a completely dumb, absurd sort of way. I’m wavering on this flick, yo. WAVERING. Like. I know it looks dumb as sin. But maybe that’s okay?

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer #2: A look at all the dickheads

this dickhead

Here’s a second trailer for Whatever Turtle Guys Botox Lips Amy Poehler’s Ex-Husband, the movie. You can get a good look at all the turtles, plus a sick glance at how Michael Bay has stolen Batman’s reveal scene from Begins for his Turtles Extravaganza.

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Monday Morning Commute: Charles Xavier Dove Into the Shallow End.

Xavier's Cannonball

Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! In addition to being my feeble attempt to contribute to Spaceship OL, the MMC is the our proverbial water cooler. We gather `round and share the various ways we’ll be enjoyin’ ourselves throughout the week. Yes, it’s like show-and-tell, but for the Future-Net!

What’s that you’ll be eating? Doritos? How festive! And you, Larry with nubby pinky, you say you’re going to send bags of dogshit to your former secretary? Yes, I do think you’ll get restraining ordered! And Tammy, I can’t believe that you found those Peabo Bryson vinyls! Let `em spin, girl!

Let `em spin.

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First look at MEGAN FOX as APRIL O’NEIL. More like APRIL O’NO. LOL.


Rome is burning, folks. So is our childhood.

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OL STORE: Raph Says, “Daaammmn!”

Yo, ninja-heads! Why don’t you grab a slice of pizza and head over to the OL STORE? Don’t walk around flaunting your half-shells, cover up with one of our new t-shirts!

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Video: 1990s Christian Group Proclaims Ninja Turtles Are Tools Of The Devil.

There was a Canadian Christian panel back in the 1990s that was totally not radical. They took a run at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, calling them mercenaries and assassins! Which only makes them cooler in my book. They’re legit threats to our children preaching…humanism! Oh God!, not humanism.

The video is pretty awesome.

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Kid’s Love Poem To Leonardo The Ninja Turtle. Love Blooms In Sewers.

I respect his endeavor, but everyone knows that Raphael is the brooding bestie of that gang of ass-kicking reptiles. They are reptiles, right?