#June2015
The Rock starring in ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ remake. Oh?
I love Big Trouble in Little China. I love The Rock? But I don’t know if I love this.
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Dwayne Johnson: ‘Shazam’ movie could be released early
The Rock is teasing us folks, hinting that his Shazam movie could be released earlier than scheduled. Hmm. I’m torn between my near-militant disdain for the DCU and my near-zealot level of love for The Rock.
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson returning for ‘Fast & Furious 8’, a solo film a possibility
Rock on! Rock! On! Hahaha. Get it? Oh whatever fuck you. In a no-brainer move, the minds behind This Generation’s Greatest Franchise have brought back one of its greatest assets: Dwayne fucking Johnson.
Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson is officially Black Adam
Oh! You think it’s been quiet around here? It has! Oh! You thought I wouldn’t find the time in this first week of classes to talk about THE ROCK?! EGG ON YOUR FACE, PLEBS.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson *deciding* between playing Shazam and Black Adam
This is how you know The Rock is the Greatest Actor our generation. The motherfucker is deciding whether he wants to play either Shazam, or Black Adam. Dude is like “Let me think about it, I’ll get back to you.” Total power move, and I love it.
The Rock pretty much confirms he’s playing Shazam in DC Cinematic Universe
The Rock! Finest actor of our generation. Humanitarian. Hard throb. Greatest wrestler ever. And now Shazam. (Or Black Adam). I am sprung.
‘HERCULES’ Trailer #2: Team Demigods Just Bring It
As a complete fanboy of The Rock, I’m really fucking excited for this movie. And I think I have my expectations properly calibrated to enjoy it. All the film needs to provide is ridiculous dialogue, absurd action sequences, head-scratching plot points, and Dwayne Johnson whupping unfathomable amounts of ass. Judging from this trailer, all will be featured.
‘HERCULES’ TRAILER: THE ROCK PUNCHES OUT LIONS. ‘CAUSE.
Okay, so I don’t really know if The Rock punches out a lion in this trailer. But I’m pretty sure he does. Lion leaps. Cut to black. He’s wearing that dumb cat’s fucking head as a helmet. Seems obvious. I’m in, man. Before the lion punching, I was in. It’s the fucking Rock.
THE ROCK further teases he’ll play GREEN LANTERN
What is in a hashtag, bros? Brodettes? I ask you. ‘Cause either The Rock is rubbing us gently against the tip of his Green Lantern, or he is trolling the living shit out of us. In an Instagram picture filled with many other words, the hashtag at the end was worth like, a zillion more. Huh?
THE ROCK CO-STARRING IN ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’? A more perfect union! Set for 2016.
The Rock is going to be co-starring in the Justice League flick? Which is going to begin filming right after Batman vs. Superman vs. Gal Godot vs. Aquaman vs. Good Taste? Now that’s a fucking doozy of a rumor.
