So uh. Yeah. I completely forgot to cover the news this week that Tatum-Gambit is going forward. Sorry! Apologies. Let me make it up to you with this slice of Cinematic Casting. Apparently the Gorgeous, Well-Dancing, Comedically Inclined, Superhero Portrayer is up for a role in a Tarantino flick. Dope.
The Hateful Eight continues to gain shape, form, substance. As much as a film can have shape, form, substance if not a single frame has been shot. Tha latest development conjuring this Movie into Reality? The flick has landed its first official cast member, with Jennifer Jason Leigh being announced as the female lead.
Total yes please moment. Quinny Taran-Tino apparently wants Viggio Morganstein for his upcoming flick The Hateful Eight. I’m down like a clown for this sort of casting.
The Hateful Eight news! The Hateful Eight news! Motherfuckin’ Film That Wasn’t Going To Be is officially shooting in January. How is that for a turnaround? And it’s opening in theaters in mofuckin’ 70mm.
Wait — what? Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight is getting a trailer that will run before the new Sin City: Grime Grime Noir Time movie. This is particularly cool because, uh, the film hasn’t even begun filming yet. So like. What’s it going to be?
When things heat up, they fucking heat up! Hot off the heels of Tarantino’s confirmation that The Hateful Eight will be a thing comes a poster for the flick! Here’s a fucking plot synopsis, too!
Double your pleasure, double your fun with this news. Not only is Tarantino officially going forth with The Hateful Eight, but he’s also got a little sci-fi idea in his brain. Admittedly, it’s still gestating. But fuck. I will always be pumped when one of my favorite directors thinks about tackling my favorite genre.
Kurt Russell. Don’t fucking tease me, brolo. Don’t be running your gorgeous, Plisskenian lips about a new Tarantino joint if you don’t mean it. If it ain’t substantiated. ‘Cause telling me the filming may begin in early 2015 got my balls a-flutter.
The story surrounding Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight may end up being as interesting as the flick, should it ever arrive. Dude writers script. Script leaks. Dude cancels movie. Then holds live reading. Then uncanels, maybe. Now you can buy a poster from the official reading of the cancelled-uncancelled flick.
Maybe Tarantino ain’t killing The Hateful Eight. Just modifying it. I’m glad, Quentin! I’m glad! It seems you’re doubling back on that moment where you proclaimed “Fuck The Hateful Eight! It leaked! Now I leak!” You proceeded to shit into the middle of the script, smash it together, fecal matter flinging wide and high in the room you were in. And I’m glad you’re doubling back. You can’t erase the fecal blast, but you can at least bring this movie to the world.