#August2015

Rumor: Felicity Jones ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ character revealed

Felicity Jones!

Spoilers after the jump! Don’t say I didn’t fucking warn you.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ casts Jonathan Aris from ‘Sherlock’

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Well, fuck! I’m game for Star Wars: Rogue 1 adding anyone of talented inclination. So even though I’m like, “Wait, what did Aris do in Sherlock?” I’m comfortably sure he’s a competent lad. Right?

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Rumor: Darth Vader to appear in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’

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I suppose it makes sense to cram the eternally-fucking-marketable Darth Vader into a film that takes place during his reign. Right?

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Forest Whitaker cast in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’

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Well, fuck. Star Wars: Rogue One is getting itself a thick, beefy collection of talent.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ News: Diego Luna joins the cast

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Who is Diego Luna? This ignorant pig doesn’t know! But I will know sooner than later, given that he’s joined the cast to a fucking Star Wars movie.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Casting News: Riz Ahmed, Sam Claflin in talks

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Riz Ahmed is a glorious, tragic motherfucker in Nightcrawler. Sam Claflin is a babe in The Hungee Games: Mockingfire Set Aflame. Now the two of them are in talks to join the Star Wars universe.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Teaser! Plus! Plot Details. Death Star Plans GET

Here’s a preview for Star Wars: Rogue One. I’m very stoked that it is about stealing the plans for the first Death Star.

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Maybe: Ben Mendelsohn playing ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ villain

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I am most acquainted with Ben Mendelsohn as the fuckboy that Bane readily handles in The Dark Knight Rises. But the dude is a pretty rad actor in other stuff escaping my mind, and so I’m down with him being cast as the villain. As Rendar said to me, he has Imperial officer written all over him.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: The TV show is happening, waiting for movies first

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Here’s some Star Wars non-news for you. Apparently the proposed television show is still happening. However, it ain’t popping off until the upcoming movies adequately seed our pop culture psyche with the Force.

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‘Star Wars’ News: ‘Rogue One’ composer is Alexandre Desplat, not Williams

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Some Rogue One news up in the house! Exciting! Now we’re getting standalone news and my tip is titillated. Word has come out that the movie is being scored by Desplat, and not John Williams.

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